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Offline Oogly50

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Awkward conversations
« on: August 10, 2008, 09:27:19 PM »
Let's face it... We've all had conversations that leave you in atleast ONE of these emotions.   :lol :huh :O :cry :confused: :mad: or  :uhoh

Just today I was at a party, and one of the most beautiful girls in school went up to go talk to my friend.  She asked him a few "questions" I didn't exactly here, but judging by the looks on their faces, she wanted to go out with him.  I almost broke down laughing when I heard him say "I'm sorry, but my girlfriend's inside, and I need to ask her if it's okay if I date you."  Obviously, he was just kidding. (Great sense of humor) But what REALLY got me was the look on her face... It was kind of a mixture of...   :O :huh

What were some of your wierdest and most troubling conversations? 
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Re: Awkward conversations
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 09:35:55 PM »
Trying to explain to others that I work with that a sheep in stockings, heels, and lipstick looks really good


I actually said that too  :D
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Re: Awkward conversations
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 09:38:31 PM »
Quote from: Meatwad on August 10, 2008, 09:35:55 PM
Trying to explain to others that I work with that a sheep in stockings, heels, and lipstick looks really good


I actually said that too  :D

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Offline 68Wooley

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Re: Awkward conversations
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2008, 01:44:16 AM »
"...Uhmm no mum, you can't speak to Jen - she's not here. In fact she's moved out. I know mum, but it was FSO, the guys needed me to be there..."
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Offline Serenity

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Re: Awkward conversations
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2008, 03:01:45 AM »
"No, I wasn't going to have sex with them. My husband just told me to pick up the prostitutes and drive them around for a bit."

Yeah, I walked in on my history teacher saying that one day. She was talking about playing Grand Theft Auto, but I missed that part...
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Offline Oogly50

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Re: Awkward conversations
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2008, 09:56:32 AM »
Quote from: Serenity on August 11, 2008, 03:01:45 AM
"No, I wasn't going to have sex with them. My husband just told me to pick up the prostitutes and drive them around for a bit."

Yeah, I walked in on my history teacher saying that one day. She was talking about playing Grand Theft Auto, but I missed that part...

 :rofl All my teachers think video games are "icky" and "bad" for you... but what do they know? 
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Offline Serenity

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Re: Awkward conversations
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2008, 11:47:51 AM »
Ooh, new good one. I turned on my local morning news just in time to hear the weather-woman say:

"Is that a snake in your pants or are you happy to see me?"

Im still trying to figure out what was going with that!
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Offline ODBAL

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Re: Awkward conversations
« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2008, 12:05:07 PM »
When I was interviewing for my current job and they asked me what I wanted to be doing in 5 years I responded that I would like to be a cobbler..... That was a little awkward.
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Offline Baitman

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Re: Awkward conversations
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2008, 02:39:45 PM »
Explaining to the girlfriends mother that after two weeks of seeing her daughter that yes she is pregnant and we are moving in together. :O
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