1# reason to never get married

[Maniac]

And Skuzzy nails it.

I usually make a comment about said meat and the wife usually gives her input of my analysis, but there is no jealousy in our relationship. (Shrugs)  Just marry your best friend, it usually works out.

And when she makes comments about male meat? you give your analyses of it aswell?

[Ripsnort]

And when she makes comments about male meat? you give your analyses of it aswell?

Well, it usually goes like this from her end:

Her: "Ooooh, nice maximus glutomus"
Me: "Don't force me to step in front of him and start doing butt flexes in your face!"
Her: (Laughing)

[Maniac]

 

[VonMessa]

Heh! Bullseye.  His wife should be the one pointing that tail out to him! 

Amen, my wife does it for me all of the time.   Doesn't matter where the appetite comes from, as long as I satisfy the hunger at home   

[SpazMan]

       ......Classic

[mechanic]

Simple she said get your coat on we are leaving.

nice! hah

[Cthulhu]

I believe that would be the reason not to marry an insecure woman.

Skuzzy, that's an oxymoron.

[zoozoo]

 

[VonMessa]

Quit screwing around here and go look for your kitty, bro.

[Yenny]

Yeop, this is why I'm still single.

[Cthulhu]

Yeop, this is why I'm still single.

Don't you wish... we've seen the pics you posted, remember?

[Furball]

 

Shoulda worn sunglasses.

[Reschke]

Shoulda worn sunglasses.

They don't make a difference; because inevitably all men look over the top of them to get a better unobstructed view of the different tail.

Rip has the right wording there. Just marry someone that trusts you and has fun with it and gives commentary. My wife and I both rate those we find around us and as someone else pointed out...looking at the menu never hurt someone; just don't expect to eat out and then come home for dessert.

[Yenny]

Don't you wish... we've seen the pics you posted, remember?

^^ Can't go wrong with being able to talk to any young ladies without thinking about the wifey.

[Nwbie]

My wife has no problem with it either

All she would say is - oh yeah like you have a chance in H