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Offline SPKmes

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Meaty bites
« on: August 12, 2008, 10:25:25 PM »
I just received this by E-mail and thought I'd share. Some content has been changed.






I've got 2 dogs. I bought a large bag of Meaty Bites at Big W and was standing in line at the check-out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Meaty Bites Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 25 kgs before I woke in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Meaty Bites and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the food. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the middle of the road licking my d*#k and a car hit me.

I thought one bloke was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*#!h...why else would I buy dog food??

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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #1 on: August 12, 2008, 10:32:56 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #2 on: August 12, 2008, 10:35:18 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #3 on: August 12, 2008, 10:44:42 PM »
I dont bite!  :mad:
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #4 on: August 12, 2008, 11:28:15 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2008, 07:21:41 AM »
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Good one.
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2008, 07:41:57 AM »
 :lol :lol
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2008, 07:46:17 AM »
 :rofl :aok :rofl
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2008, 10:05:16 AM »


great story..

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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2008, 10:18:32 AM »
 :aok :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2008, 01:01:01 PM »
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2008, 01:07:04 PM »
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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2008, 01:19:12 PM »
 :rofl  :rofl  :rofl  :rofl

Awesome!!!!!

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Re: Meaty bites
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2008, 01:38:59 PM »
 :O  good thing I finished lunch or else I'd be choking right now...   :rofl :rofl