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Offline sluggish

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Jesus is Watching!
« on: August 16, 2008, 08:28:54 PM »
A burglar broke into a house one
night.
He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables;
and when he picked
up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange,
disembodied voice echoed
from the dark saying, 'Jesus is watching you.'
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight
off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head
and continued.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect
the wires, clear as
a bell he heard, 'Jesus is watching you.'
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,
looking for the source
of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam
came to rest on a
parrot.
Did you say that?' He hissed at the parrot.
'Yep,' the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just
trying to warn you.'
The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are
you?'
'Moses,' replied the
bird.
'Moses?'
the burglar laughed . 'What kind of people would name a
bird
Moses?'
'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler
Jesus.'

Offline Yossarian

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Re: Jesus is Watching!
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 08:29:37 PM »
W....T....F....?
Afk for a year or so.  The name of a gun turret in game.  Falanx, huh? :banana:
Apparently I'm in the 20th FG 'Loco Busters', or so the legend goes.
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Re: Jesus is Watching!
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2008, 08:33:28 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: Jesus is Watching!
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2008, 08:58:31 PM »
 :lol :rofl :rolleyes:

  the game is concentrated on combat, not on shaking the screen.

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Re: Jesus is Watching!
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2008, 10:03:47 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Jesus is Watching!
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2008, 10:18:21 PM »
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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That was good  :aok

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Re: Jesus is Watching!
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2008, 11:08:50 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

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Re: Jesus is Watching!
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2008, 11:26:32 PM »
            :rofl    :aok
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Re: Jesus is Watching!
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2008, 12:26:40 AM »
 :rofl :rofl
awesome