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Offline Jackal1

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Start each day with a positive outlook
« on: August 19, 2008, 10:35:48 AM »
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it 'Barack Obama.'
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama'?'
6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
7. Feel better?

GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi!
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Offline Donzo

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2008, 10:39:15 AM »
Nice  :aok
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Offline sunfan1121

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2008, 10:41:56 AM »
LOL :rofl
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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2008, 10:23:27 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline Motherland

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2008, 10:26:47 PM »
 :rofl
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Offline CAP1

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2008, 11:28:38 PM »
 :aok :rofl :lol
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Offline 007Rusty

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2008, 11:29:29 PM »
 :rofl   :aok
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Offline Flatbar

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 12:53:28 AM »
I tried to create a file named John McCain but my computer wouldn't let me, had to toss the file named George Bush in the trash first. :P
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Offline Jackal1

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 08:08:13 AM »
OK..it`s Pelosi`s day in the barrel.  :devil
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Offline Airscrew

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 10:31:39 AM »
that's good, I sent it to my dad so he can have a positive day today  :rock
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Offline Phaser11

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 11:05:23 AM »
My wife is gone!!!!!!!! I deleted her!!!!
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Offline Elfie

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 11:45:03 AM »
 :rofl
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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 03:23:32 PM »
Quote from: Phaser11 on August 20, 2008, 11:05:23 AM
My wife is gone!!!!!!!! I deleted her!!!!
:rofldam dude, that ain't right......... :rofl
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Offline DmonSlyr

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Re: Start each day with a positive outlook
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 03:33:37 PM »
thats funny my dad will get a kick out of that when is show him.  :rofl :rofl :aok :aok :lol
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