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Offline 999000

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Zazen13 for President!
« on: August 20, 2008, 12:24:09 PM »
Greatest mind of AH put him in the White house!

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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2008, 12:27:15 PM »
Greatest mind of AH put him in the White house!

Makes more sence than who we have.  Right now we are (me anyways) voting against someone instead of for them.
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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2008, 12:37:03 PM »
Uh oh, you're going to get the thread stalking Nazi's after me again.  :O

Sadly, the United States has this funny rule about having to be a native born US citizen to be President. I am not actually a US citizen at all, so I can't even vote... :uhoh
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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2008, 02:13:32 PM »
Being a natural citizen only a small detail really , besides we sold out everything else why not the presidency too ! Do I hear $ 1.25 or $ 1.50. It is corrupt beyond belief . but I have hope one day all will be good .
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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2008, 04:35:15 PM »
Uh oh, you're going to get the thread stalking Nazi's after me again.  :O

Sadly, the United States has this funny rule about having to be a native born US citizen to be President. I am not actually a US citizen at all, so I can't even vote... :uhoh

It's a  G R E A T rule  :rock

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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2008, 04:38:33 PM »
It's a  G R E A T rule  :rock

If Arnold Schwarzenegger has his druthers it will be changed.
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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2008, 04:38:51 PM »
govenator then? :D
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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2008, 04:40:06 PM »
It's a  G R E A T rule  :rock

The beginning of the lock, lol
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« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2008, 04:43:00 PM »
govenator then? :D

Being the Governor of Louisiana would be kind of like being President & CEO of Enron. It's not historically been the hallmark of an illustrious political career... ;)
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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2008, 04:45:50 PM »
Zazen would never be elected president because his intelligence would intimidate the average voter. :D :salute
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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2008, 04:56:15 PM »
I should be President :devil
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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2008, 05:24:23 PM »
Don't worry about Zazen's intelligence intimidating people ..I can dumbie down the ticket by having Tatertot run as vice president...god i hope he on vacation and doesn't see this!
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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2008, 06:20:11 PM »
Don't worry about Zazen's intelligence intimidating people ..I can dumbie down the ticket by having Tatertot run as vice president...god i hope he on vacation and doesn't see this!
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You're in trouble now!   :rofl
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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2008, 06:51:49 PM »
Zazen would never be elected president because his intelligence would intimidate the average voter. :D :salute

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Re: Zazen13 for President!
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2008, 07:58:26 PM »
If we are going to elect a president, might as well have one that has a name which clearly states his dominant intelligence.

That is where I come in :D.
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