LOL... I hear yah Elfie... them Vikings eat weird stuff, and the Froggies are just... well; wrong headed surrender-monkeys. Oh and don't get me started on dem Luger-Heads... or dose EYE-talians...
Of course, England is different. They're English.
LOL!
The Amreekan Traitors have spoketh.

Hey dudes. Russia.
WMD - Check
Crazy arse leader - Check
Threat to the USA - Check
Gots Oil - Check
Invaded/Occupied a soverign nation - Check
What the shreck are you waiting for big boys. Ah yes, your busy in your Desert Humvee safari, killing civilians.