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Offline Kaw1000

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Wow!! Please read!! Powerful!
« on: August 22, 2008, 09:44:39 AM »
      Catching  Wild Pigs

A chemistry professor in a large  college had some
exchange students in the  class. One day while the class was in the lab the  Professor noticed one young man (exchange student)  who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if  his back hurt.

The professor asked the  young man what was the matter. The student told  him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had  been shot while fighting communists in his native  country who were trying to overthrow his country's  government and install a new communist government. 

In the midst of his story he looked at the  professor and
asked a strange question. He  asked, 'Do you know how to catch  wild pigs?'

The professor thought it  was a joke and asked for the  punch  line.  The young man said this was no joke. 'You catch  wild pigs by finding a  suitable place in the woods and putting corn on  the ground. The pigs  find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free  corn. When they are used to coming every day, you  put a fence down one side of the place where they  are used to coming.

When they get used to  the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and  you put up another side of the fence. They get  used to that and start to eat again. You continue  until you have all four sides of the fence up with  a gate in The last side. The pigs, who are used to  the free corn, start to come through the gate to  eat, you slam the gate on them and catch the whole  herd.

Suddenly the wild pigs have lost  their freedom. They run
around and around  inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they  go back to eating the free corn. They are so used  to it that they have forgotten how to forage in  the woods for themselves, so they accept their  captivity.

The young man then told the  professor that is exactly what he sees happening  to America  . The government keeps pushing us toward socialism  and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form  of programs such as supplemental income, tax  credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies,  dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops  (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc.. While we  continually lose our freedoms -- just a little at  a time.




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« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2008, 09:55:40 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2008, 09:55:54 AM »
oink?
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« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2008, 10:00:58 AM »
Sqeeeell  like a pig!! :rofl
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« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2008, 10:02:36 AM »
Of course, you can say the same thing about the Conservative "Sacrifice a little freedom for a little security" progression as well.
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« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2008, 10:43:17 AM »
Of course, you can say the same thing about the Conservative "Sacrifice a little freedom for a little security" progression as well.

Precisely which freedoms have you sacrificed? Just curious. I think that approach is pretty silly... but other than a longer line at the airport... what freedoms have you specifically lost? The telco acts? That's a joke. You can go buy a cell phone at a gas station, pay in cash, and use time cards, paid for in cash. No way to effectively track it.

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« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2008, 11:15:33 AM »
Check out the law books....theres a new law every day....that's where we lose our freedoms.
 When the people Depend on the government to bail people out of their poor decisions,
when welfare recipeants depend on the government..the government has a right to tell you how to live.
  Right?
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« Reply #7 on: August 22, 2008, 11:19:06 AM »
Check out the law books....theres a new law every day....that's where we lose our freedoms.
 When the people Depend on the government to bail people out of their poor decisions,
when welfare recipeants depend on the government..the government has a right to tell you how to live.
  Right?

By that logic, you were never free to begin with. So, what freedoms have you lost Kaw? Specifically. Travel restrictions? Media restrictions? Involuntary incarceration?

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« Reply #8 on: August 22, 2008, 11:21:37 AM »
Let me make a list and I will get back with you!!
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« Reply #9 on: August 22, 2008, 11:29:14 AM »
I hope the first right the government takes away is the right to overuse, and to use inappropriately, the exclamation point.

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« Reply #10 on: August 22, 2008, 11:35:04 AM »
Precisely which freedoms have you sacrificed? Just curious. I think that approach is pretty silly... but other than a longer line at the airport... what freedoms have you specifically lost? The telco acts? That's a joke. You can go buy a cell phone at a gas station, pay in cash, and use time cards, paid for in cash. No way to effectively track it.


they're pushing harder for gun control. in NJ, you have to have specific documents simply to renew your drivers license. they're putting cameras everywhere. they're tapping phones.

 hell, we had one of our R/C jets crash, about 6 months ago. homeland security showed up.

there's TFR's everywhere the president goes. i don't think there used to be. 

 if you bump class b airspace accidently, you used only to get a slap on the wrist. now you get a visit from men in black suits and ties.

as for the cell phone......all cell phones are trackable. even when they're turned off. you pay cash, and if there;s a govt agency interested in you, chances are they watched you buy it.....it's then a very simple matter to track you through it.
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« Reply #11 on: August 22, 2008, 11:37:06 AM »
I was wondering why the government was building giant barbecue pits near all US cities...

I wonder what kind of sauce they will use?

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« Reply #12 on: August 22, 2008, 11:42:11 AM »
 So at what point in our history where we Americans the "Wild Pigs"? 

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« Reply #13 on: August 22, 2008, 11:49:33 AM »
I was wondering why the government was building giant barbecue pits near all US cities...

I wonder what kind of sauce they will use?

A1 steak sauce of course!! :aok
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« Reply #14 on: August 22, 2008, 11:49:54 AM »
So at what point in our history where we Americans the "Wild Pigs"? 

Nit pickin?

I'm beginning to get an Idea of what kind of person this is.............

Not a very flattering idea either.
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