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Offline Gunthr

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Democratic National Convention
« on: August 25, 2008, 06:58:22 AM »
Reportedly there will be a video biopic of Ted Kennedy during the convention. 

I have a feeling that its gonna be like the movie "Pee Wee's Big Adventure." 

Picture John F Kennedy in PT 109 swimming through burning oil, dragging his mate towards safety with his lifejacket strap in his teeth. 

Now, picture a drunken, sopping wet Teddy running down a road at night, his feet making gusher sounds - squish squish - squish squish

I can feel the subtle movement of hot air all the way down here in Florida... moving westward to Denver.
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Offline RipChord929

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Re: Democratic National Convention
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 07:13:52 AM »
Good point... :rofl :rofl :rofl

In my opinion, Teddy should have the name "Kopekny"
branded to his forehead...

Just call it "Truth in advertising"!!!!

RC
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Re: Democratic National Convention
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 07:51:24 AM »
thats not all, RC. 

Denver PD has rented out a warehouse - they are going to use it to pen up all those rabid, outraged female zombie Hillary supporters they are going to arrest for kicking up an embarassing fuss.  (it ain't over until the Plus-sized, larger-busted lady sings)
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Offline Hornet33

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Re: Democratic National Convention
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 07:58:12 AM »
Domocrats don't rule just yet, it's OK to say FAT LADY!!!  The PC police won't get you I swear.
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Offline lazs2

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Re: Democratic National Convention
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 08:03:05 AM »
heard that there are gonna be a lot of anti war protesters there too..   shades of the chicago convention.

everything old is new again with the democrats.   they just can't let those old commie ideas die.

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Offline john9001

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Re: Democratic National Convention
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2008, 09:13:16 AM »
Quote from: lazs2 on August 25, 2008, 08:03:05 AM
heard that there are gonna be a lot of anti war protesters there too..   shades of the chicago convention.

everything old is new again with the democrats.   they just can't let those old commie ideas die.

lazs

the protesters slogan is "recreate 68", ward churchill and cindy sheehan are some of their leaders.
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Re: Democratic National Convention
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2008, 11:34:00 AM »
Its gonna be fun to watch and see if Biden and old Bill Clinton can manage to not talk about themselves when they give their speeches.
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Re: Democratic National Convention
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2008, 11:36:48 AM »
Just as one circus ends,.... another circus begins....  :cool:
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Re: Democratic National Convention
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2008, 03:58:16 PM »
Is Ward Churchill still pretending to be an INdian and a professor? 
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