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Offline Darkish

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The American Cheese
« on: August 25, 2008, 10:31:13 PM »
Amongst the countries of Europe, there is considerable pride devoted to a hardned, slighty out of date dairy product.

The English have there Cheddar, the French - a Roquefort or perhaps a Camembert, (my favorite Oussat Iraty, not a dairy but a sheep's cheese), the germans have there Cambonzola, Itaians with a lovely Gorgonzola...

Apart from the plastic stuff, how has the USA enhanced the world of cheese?

Offline Geary420

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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2008, 10:42:53 PM »
Apart from the plastic stuff, how has the USA enhanced the world of cheese?

By covering it in batter and giving it a bath in boiling hot oil.

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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2008, 10:47:57 PM »
We made it come out of a can :D
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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2008, 10:57:22 PM »
Well we seem to have mastered
"cutting the cheese"
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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2008, 11:12:20 PM »
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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #5 on: August 26, 2008, 01:10:53 AM »
Kraft Singles :aok
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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #6 on: August 26, 2008, 01:12:17 AM »
Velveeta    :D
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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #7 on: August 26, 2008, 01:18:06 AM »
We have some awesome cheeses in NZ... my favourite is Kapiti Port Cheddar and Kapiti Whiskey Cheddar, its heaven... pure heaven...

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Re: The American Cheese
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Offline Yenny

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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #9 on: August 26, 2008, 01:28:16 AM »
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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #10 on: August 26, 2008, 01:41:00 AM »
Everything from Europe pales in comparison to the mighty Monterey Jack and Pepper Jack cheeses.

Oh yes they do.
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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #11 on: August 26, 2008, 01:54:29 AM »
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Offline Chalenge

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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #12 on: August 26, 2008, 02:15:36 AM »
We have this place called Wisconsin (you may have heard of Oshkosh?). In Wisconsin they make cheese that makes EuroCheese taste like donkey poo.

http://www.wisdairy.com/

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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #13 on: August 26, 2008, 02:40:12 AM »
We have this place called Wisconsin (you may have heard of Oshkosh?). In Wisconsin they make cheese that makes EuroCheese taste like donkey poo.

http://www.wisdairy.com/

Eat your heart out.  :D

I guess you know exactly how donkey poo taste ?

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Re: The American Cheese
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2008, 02:41:54 AM »
I guess you know exactly how donkey poo taste ?

I guess so, just pick up any Eurocheese to find out for yourself.  :devil
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