Heres my version;.......
President "Clint Eastwood" TO IRAN;"Go Ahead,...."
Vice President "Duayne Johnson" "Thats right,I have an AMERICAN name Jabroni!"
Secretary of Defense "Chuck Norris" "S T A R E"
General of the Armed Forces "R Lee Ermie" "You wanna use MY troops for WHAT?
Secretary of Homeland Security "Ted Nugent" "This is the BORDER,this is my GUN,.....any questions??"
Secretary of State "Sandra Bullock" "Charm the socks off of WHO??"
Secretary of Agriculture & Energy "Willie Nelson" "YES!,we ARE turning hemp into fuel!"
Secretary of the Treasury "Donald Trump" "Spending HOW MUCH on a TOILET SEAT!?!?...........your FIRED!"
.....impossible to do them all,but theres the start!