Subject: Top nine comments from the Olympics
>>>
>>> Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports
>> commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they
>> would like to take back:
>>>
>>> 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is
>> Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her
>> snatch this morning during her warm up
>> and it was amazing.'
>>>
>>> 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a
>> lovely horse and I speak from
>> personal experience since I once
>> mounted her mother.'
>>>
>>> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my
>> parents, especially my mother and
>> father.'
>>>
>>> 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been
>> injuries, and even some deaths in
>> boxing, but none of them really
>> that serious.'
>>>
>>> 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats
>> itself, I should think we can expect the
>> same thing
>> again.'
>>>
>>> 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot
>> and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact
>> you can see
>> it all over their faces.'
>>>
>>> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah,
>> isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
>> president is
>> hugging the cox of the British crew.'
>>>
>>> 8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is
>> everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
>>
>> Dicks on the field.'
>>>
>>> 9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons
>> Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his
>> wife takes out his balls and kisses them... ........... Oh
>> my God, what have I just said?'
