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Top quotes from the olympics
« on: August 30, 2008, 12:05:14 PM »
Subject: Top nine comments from the Olympics
>>>
>>> Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports
>> commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they
>> would like to take back:
>>>
>>> 1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is
>> Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her
>> snatch this morning during her warm up
>> and it was amazing.'
>>>
>>> 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a
>> lovely horse and I speak from
>> personal experience since I once
>> mounted her mother.'
>>>
>>> 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my
>> parents, especially my mother and
>> father.'
>>>
>>> 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been
>> injuries, and even some deaths in
>> boxing, but none of them really
>> that serious.'
>>>
>>> 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats
>> itself, I should think we can expect the
>> same thing
>> again.'
>>>
>>> 6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot
>> and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact
>> you can see
>> it all over their faces.'
>>>
>>> 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah,
>> isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
>> president is
>> hugging the cox of the British crew.'
>>>
>>> 8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is
>> everywhere. It's like they've got eleven
>>
>> Dicks on the field.'
>>>
>>> 9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons
>> Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his
>> wife takes out his balls and kisses them... ........... Oh
>> my God, what have I just said?'
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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #1 on: August 30, 2008, 12:08:31 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2008, 02:01:05 AM »
LOL!!!  :O :rofl

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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #3 on: August 31, 2008, 02:21:02 AM »
lol  :lol

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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #4 on: August 31, 2008, 02:25:43 AM »
How about some revisionist history.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZEItFOKlHc

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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #5 on: August 31, 2008, 02:47:49 AM »

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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #6 on: August 31, 2008, 02:52:17 AM »
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

In Beijing, the British did not win an event in a boat with a coxswain.

In Athens, the British did not win an event in a boat with a coxswain.

In Sydney they did and hugging a crewmember in victory seems appropriate.
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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #7 on: August 31, 2008, 03:10:23 AM »
7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

In Beijing, the British did not win an event in a boat with a coxswain.

In Athens, the British did not win an event in a boat with a coxswain.

In Sydney they did and hugging a crewmember in victory seems appropriate.


Perhaps thats part of the point?

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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #8 on: August 31, 2008, 03:19:15 AM »
I am told that there is a high falootin' club where one of the requirements for initiation is to answer several riddles cleanly.

One of the riddles:

What does a man do standing, a woman do sitting down, and a dog do on three legs?











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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #9 on: August 31, 2008, 03:33:32 AM »
     How did I KNOW that this joke couldn't pass without the obligatory debunking?
It's still funny even if not completely accurate.
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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #10 on: August 31, 2008, 03:41:40 AM »
Julian Dicks is an English football player - he retired 10 years ago and never played at an olympics. :d
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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #11 on: August 31, 2008, 03:49:54 AM »
How dare you debunk!

Once again, I have never heard of anybody bunking any stories.
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Re: Top quotes from the olympics
« Reply #12 on: August 31, 2008, 06:11:52 AM »
:rofl
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« Reply #13 on: August 31, 2008, 06:15:37 AM »
Even with the debunking that stuff is still funny.  :rofl
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« Reply #14 on: August 31, 2008, 07:29:32 AM »