Subway,
This back and forth thing has been going on before we were both born, its all these old farts know to do anymore 
Yup. I gave up wasting money in bars, drugs, gambling and wenching. I've been house-broken, wipe my feet, wash my hands, do the laundry.
My last vice is stalking political lemmings.
*sigh*
and now this.... this is necessary work; like crushing commies and harassing gun grabbers.... renting space in the heads of societal failures.
would you deny an old man the dedication his few remaining years to the betterment of mankind for posterity??