wth is a metrosexual? 
Welcome to the 21st century.
An urban straight male ranging in age from late teens to mid 30's who is: good looking, stylish, fashionable, trendy, cultured, & well groomed. A metro sexual is very conscious about his image and looks in public. A metro sexual is often associated with getting manicures, facials, & massages, as well as using "products" and shopping at nice clothing stores. However, metro sexuals don't necessarily engage in each of these activities.
I personally think a metrosexual, in addition to the description above, also tends to not engage in politics at a level that requires thought and decision, but rather chooses the candidate based on peer pressure, media hype and "rock star" status.