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Offline Kaw1000

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A joke!!
« on: September 04, 2008, 06:11:14 PM »
Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and   landed in the creek below.

 

 Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

 

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland”

 

Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane.'

 

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes".

 

Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'

 

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'   

 

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said,  'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'

 

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your bellybutton from  drowning.”

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Offline Denholm

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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2008, 06:12:51 PM »
Not very amusing in my opinion. I don't care for Obama either.
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Offline Donzo

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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2008, 06:21:13 PM »
Very amusing in my opinion. I don't care for Obama either.
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Offline Elfie

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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2008, 06:26:37 PM »
I thought it was funny.  :lol
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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2008, 06:40:45 PM »
Quote from: Kaw1000 on September 04, 2008, 06:11:14 PM
Barak Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and   landed in the creek below.

 

 Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

 

The first kid said, 'I want to go to Disneyland”

 

Barak said, 'No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's airplane.'

 

The second kid said, 'I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan shoes".

 

Barak said, 'I'll get them for you and even have Michael Jordan sign them!'

 

The third kid said, ' I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset!'   

 

Barak was a little perplexed by this and said,  'But you don't look like you're handicapped.'

 

The kid said, 'I will be after my dad finds out I saved your bellybutton from  drowning.”


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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2008, 06:48:07 PM »
   This is why America is NOT the best country on Earth.
   Canada had it too good for too long... :noid
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Offline 007Rusty

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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2008, 07:15:28 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2008, 07:18:58 PM »
 :rofl I liked it!
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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2008, 07:21:35 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2008, 07:30:30 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl       :aok
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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2008, 08:24:32 PM »
 :rofl :aok
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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2008, 08:32:56 PM »
Quote from: Denholm on September 04, 2008, 06:12:51 PM
Not very amusing in my opinion. I don't care for Obama either.
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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2008, 08:43:40 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2008, 10:09:54 PM »
LOL!!!  :rofl
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Offline WWhiskey

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Re: A joke!!
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2008, 10:38:18 PM »
 :aok :aok :aok 3 thumbs up     oh wait um   ok
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