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Offline LilMak

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You know you're a dweeb when...
« on: September 07, 2008, 12:30:29 PM »
Sort of an AH version of the Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

You know you're a dweeb when...


...you blow by 15 enemy cons in your FW190-A8 to pluck one guy off the runway and get waxed by ack.

...you're the fourth person in line to kill a single enemy con.

...you bail out of three perfectly good bombers because you're too lazy to fly them back home.

...you never fly anything with less than three 20mm cannons.

...you spend an hour waiting for the enemy to show up at the spawn you have camped.

...the only time you turn your plane is to make minor corrections in order to set up the HO.

This is a joke thread. Lets keep it light.  :aok
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Offline Wayout

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2008, 12:36:49 PM »


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Offline Banshee7

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2008, 12:37:39 PM »
You know when you're a dweeb when..

     Every tour you post a thread about someone elses score.

     you post a thread whining about score.

    

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Offline crockett

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 12:45:23 PM »
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oh man that picture is so wrong but funny at the same time.. I hope none of them were killed..
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Offline Motherland

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2008, 12:52:11 PM »
oh man that picture is so wrong but funny at the same time.. I hope none of them were killed..
I highly doubt that they all survived.

Offline trigger2

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2008, 12:57:26 PM »
I highly doubt that they all survived.

Actually all did, but most were indeed hospitalized...

But... you know you're a dweeb when you're primary way of getting kills is saying ramming happened in RL  ;)
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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2008, 12:57:53 PM »
Sort of an AH version of the Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

You know you're a dweeb when...


...you blow by 15 enemy cons in your FW190-A8 to pluck one guy off the runway and get waxed by ack.

...you're the fourth person in line to kill a single enemy con.

...you bail out of three perfectly good bombers because you're too lazy to fly them back home.

...you never fly anything with less than three 20mm cannons.

...you spend an hour waiting for the enemy to show up at the spawn you have camped.

...the only time you turn your plane is to make minor corrections in order to set up the HO.

This is a joke thread. Lets keep it light.  :aok
:rofl   Exactly what I have been saying for years..... :rofl

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Offline Mr Blue

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2008, 02:02:10 PM »
You know you're a dweeb when...
-Your ID name has only numbers (216323572)
- your 1min from capturing a field and you try to fly under a hanger just for the hell of it, and cuz theirs no cons.. and u end up crashing. (seen it happen a lot to tell the truth)
- when ur mic is so freaken loud and close to ur mouth that when u talk.. no one understands anything ur saying. (the person that does that useally gets yelled at afterwards)



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Offline glock89

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2008, 02:06:49 PM »
You know you're a dweeb when...
-Your ID name has only numbers (216323572)
- your 1min from capturing a field and you try to fly under a hanger just for the hell of it, and cuz theirs no cons.. and u end up crashing. (seen it happen a lot to tell the truth)
- when ur mic is so freaken loud and close to ur mouth that when u talk.. no one understands anything ur saying. (the person that does that useally gets yelled at afterwards) :rofl :rofl



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Offline Anaxogoras

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #9 on: September 07, 2008, 02:55:11 PM »
You climb up a bomber formation's 6 and expect a different result than the last time.

You drop troops on the airfield instead of the town.

You up a TBM for base defense.
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Offline Karnak

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2008, 02:58:12 PM »
Actually all did, but most were indeed hospitalized...

But... you know you're a dweeb when you're primary way of getting kills is saying ramming happened in RL  ;)
Not quite, one rider was killed sadly:

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Offline Steve

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2008, 03:30:12 PM »
We are all dweebs. When will you new guys get that?
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Offline Anaxogoras

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2008, 03:35:05 PM »
We are all dweebs. When will you new guys get that?

Non sequitur.  This thread is about knowing that you're a dweeb. :devil
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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #13 on: September 07, 2008, 04:39:12 PM »
when u fly spits,hurricanes, niki, la las


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Offline Mr Blue

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Re: You know you're a dweeb when...
« Reply #14 on: September 07, 2008, 05:25:54 PM »
We are all dweebs. When will you new guys get that?

you are wrong and right..
yes we are all dweebs.. but their are certain things that makes people dweebs,, . this thread is about pointing out those things that makes them/use dweebs..  :D

like me.. I'm a dweeb cuz if I'm in a tank (panzar) and another tank is shooting at me and I'm shooting at him (him being a tiger) i set still instead of moving away.. i always think ima kill him befor he kills me so i dont move.. and it NEVER happens.. i end up in the tower pretty fast..
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