You know you're a dweeb when...

[Jouster]

When your wife and 8yo daughter go around the house saying "roger that!" just to make fun of you.

[Enker]

When your wife and 8yo daughter go around the house saying "roger that!" just to make fun of you.

poor poor you?

[Wyld45]

              You sign your User-Name on the credit card screen at the cash register.

[Grayeagle]

You know yer a dweeb when..

..you cant explain anything without makin plane shapes with yer hands
..you call check 6 comin up behind someone (in the hallway, at the supermarket, on the freeway .. etc)
..you think Top Gun is a GREAT movie!
..you think Maverick171 is a cool handle.
..you ask someone you just met what their handle is.
..you think 'putting the brakes on' *will* actually make them 'fly right by'
..you think your spit can out turn anything.. crank that flat turn bay-bee!
..it takes you 15 minutes to realize all conversation has stopped in the entire house after that loud expletive for gettin HO'd.
..the car needs washed, the lawn needs mowed, the trash is piled up, but it's squad nite!
..you meet a complete stranger with no clue who he is until he mentions his 'handle' ..and the world shifts, you are best friends.

-GE oh yaa .. I can go on for awhile.
 I am such a dweeb

[DMBEAR]

You set your joystick next to the keyboard, and your happy alert dog suddenly drops her ears and lays down groaning.

[Steve]

poor poor you?

My wife does something similar.  Every once in a while she'll sneak up behind me as I play and yell "There's a Focke Wulf behind you!"

[DMBEAR]

Your feeling randy, and at the height of passion proclaim....
























SALVO 10 

[FLOTSOM]

<<-----------LOOK LEFT-----------NEED I SAY MORE ????????

[Stalwart]

You set your joystick next to the keyboard, and your happy alert dog suddenly drops her ears and lays down groaning.

 That's funny!~

Poor, poor "Sky".   She's such a good sweet dog.  All she wants is your attention, Bear.

[Stalwart]

SALVO 10 

   That should make the Book of Dweeb!~

[Stalwart]

You donate a dollar or two to a good cause at a store or fast food joint, and you sign your squadron name on the shingle they hang on the wall. 

[SD67]

Your wife has to talk you out of getting a number plate like this:

[ColKLink]

Reminds me of the vancouver canuks commercial "becouse deep down inside, we are all canuks" (dweebs). I took offense at being called a dweeb, quite a few yrs later, i realise its a badge of honor.  GO WINGS!!!

[Slate]

  I am a lazy Bomber pilot, It's just so boring going out to find out the CV you stalked sank already and you have to fly 10 minutes to get back. Screw the crews of the drones.

[glock89]

  I am a lazy Bomber pilot, It's just so boring going out to find out the CV you stalked sank already and you have to fly 10 minutes to get back. Screw the crews of the drones.

Good for you have a cookie.