I wonder what the vegas odds are, that he's a closet Muslim. I also wonder what the odds are that he's a really radical Nation of Islam type. That sort of thing has really worked out well for beleagured celebrities such as Mike Tyson...
Remember, telling the truth is only required for people who follow the faith. Lying to infidels actually gets you bonus virgins after death.*
* At least that's what I read in a pamphlet being distributed by some smelly dude at the airport. We're not allowed to check the validity of info we run across (according to Yeager) so I have no reason to doubt this info, since I must make all of my decisions about candidates without checking "facts" I come across.