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obama's earlobes
« on: September 07, 2008, 10:15:24 PM »
No earrings, but maybe there's a little dimple in the lobe that suggests a past piercing?

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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2008, 10:18:47 PM »
It has been conservatively estimated that if Obama pulls his ears back, he can get by with using just one earring for both.
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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2008, 10:20:04 PM »
It has been conservatively estimated that if Obama pulls his ears back, he can get by with using just one earring for both.

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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2008, 10:25:11 PM »
It has been conservatively estimated that if Obama pulls his ears back, he can get by with using just one earring for both.

That's ok, it's been liberally estimated that his ears are there to hold up his halo.
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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2008, 10:46:47 PM »
Barack "Ears" Obama

Really rather pathetic, from Rush Limbaugh:

    ...Anyway, Obama up in New Hampshire being treated like a god making a speech. Now, apparently before he made the speech, Maureen Dowd had written something about his big ears. Obama, after the speech, made a beeline for Maureen Dowd who was in the audience to tell her that he didn't appreciate her writing about his big ears. Now, there's a lot of noise here and it's very muddy. I'll translate it for you, but here's how it sounded.

    OBAMA (off mic): You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I'm very sensitive about -- What I told them was, ''I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'"

    DOWD (purring): We're trying to toughen you up

   

RUSH: "We're just trying to toughen you up." Here is what Barack Obama said."You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I'm very sensitive about -- What at I told them was, 'I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'" Now, there are many aspects of this, folks, that we need to delve into and explore. For one thing, I mean you know me, if the guy's sensitive about his big ears, we need to give him a new name, like Dumbo. But that doesn't quite get it. How about Barack Obama Hussein Odumbo. Well, if he's sensitive -- stop to think about this. This is a man being lauded as the savior of the country, a presidential candidate ready to be anointed, and he can't handle being teased about his big ears? He goes out to Maureen Dowd and says, I am putting you on notice? Is that a threat? I want to put you on notice?


I wonder if he can hear the sun setting on his campaign?
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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 09:47:34 PM »
Barack "Ears" Obama

Really rather pathetic, from Rush Limbaugh:

    ...Anyway, Obama up in New Hampshire being treated like a god making a speech. Now, apparently before he made the speech, Maureen Dowd had written something about his big ears. Obama, after the speech, made a beeline for Maureen Dowd who was in the audience to tell her that he didn't appreciate her writing about his big ears. Now, there's a lot of noise here and it's very muddy. I'll translate it for you, but here's how it sounded.

    OBAMA (off mic): You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I'm very sensitive about -- What I told them was, ''I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'"

    DOWD (purring): We're trying to toughen you up

   

RUSH: "We're just trying to toughen you up." Here is what Barack Obama said."You talked about my ears, and I just want to put you on notice: I'm very sensitive about -- What at I told them was, 'I was teased relentlessly when I was a kid about my big ears.'" Now, there are many aspects of this, folks, that we need to delve into and explore. For one thing, I mean you know me, if the guy's sensitive about his big ears, we need to give him a new name, like Dumbo. But that doesn't quite get it. How about Barack Obama Hussein Odumbo. Well, if he's sensitive -- stop to think about this. This is a man being lauded as the savior of the country, a presidential candidate ready to be anointed, and he can't handle being teased about his big ears? He goes out to Maureen Dowd and says, I am putting you on notice? Is that a threat? I want to put you on notice?


I wonder if he can hear the sun setting on his campaign?
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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 09:51:02 PM »
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across
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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 10:08:36 PM »
It has been conservatively estimated that if Obama pulls his ears back, he can get by with using just one earring for both.
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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2008, 10:14:40 PM »
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across


That was quite a reach...so anything the man says the rest of his life is invalid? (BTW, as opposed to Obama, not a conVICTED drug abuser, merely an adMITTED one)
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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2008, 10:46:52 PM »
there's a difference between user and abuser.

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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2008, 10:49:54 PM »
"he could fly to Guam with those ears"

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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2008, 10:53:01 PM »
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across


Lighten up, francis. It's a JOKE thread.

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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2008, 10:59:47 PM »
Nothing like quoting a convicted drug abuser....to get your point across





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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2008, 11:03:59 PM »
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Re: obama's earlobes
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2008, 11:26:43 PM »
That was quite a reach...so anything the man says the rest of his life is invalid? (BTW, as opposed to Obama, not a conVICTED drug abuser, merely an adMITTED one)

Would you rather he said he never inhaled - or to that type of response
or say he went to vietnam and never touched drugs?
or rather - listen to the rantings of rushya ..and believe that blowhard?
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