Had the PT boat dilemma one time, we ended up taking the field we were attacking and our cv was long gone.
Myself and a squaddie decided the best course of action was to drive right at the runway (it was one of those fields right close to shore).
Did a bond style leap onto the runway and it flipped upside down and all around. Ended up on the re-arm pad in between the little building and fuel tank. It worked though
