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Offline Murdr

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Haha
« on: September 11, 2008, 02:06:43 AM »
I spent way more of my "AH time" over the past 4-5 months doing trainer stuff rather than actually flying in the scored arenas.  Actually tour 100 was only the 2nd tour I did not log a flight in since tour 22.  In short during the summer I've typically gone 3 weeks without making an appearence in the MAs, and then log a few hours during one week, then only do the TA for 2-3 weeks again. 

I really get a kick out of the n00b huberis I find when comming back.  Tonight I got told (by the player I shot down) that I had no skillz and go to the TA (of course he blew the co-E fight when he departed in his better maneuvering plane).  Monday night almost the same deal.  Spit14 blows the fight by stalling, runs, and is being painted with snap shots left and right when a friendly screams in and "helps" clear my 12 by taking his wing off (I got the kill).  Then I get told I "got saved" and was asked if I was the 38 he filled with holes  :huh WTF?  That was like a 5 minute exchange.

My couple nights of logins last tour I recieved profain PMs about my "skillz" from the dead guy.  And there were more similar incidents while I was not running a PR campaign over the summer in the MAs.  Here is the funny thing, except for the guy tonight (1.15), none of these loudmouths could even manage a 1:1 kill/death most couldn't manage even 1/2 a kill per death.  Heck, the guy Monday night had like 50 sorties and 26 kills, and I already had 1/2 his kills in 4 sorties.

HTC, is there a way to ban typing on 200 unless a player can maintain at least 1 kill per death?   I hate to see all these n00bs making fools of themselves.  (toung in cheek request).

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Re: Haha
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2008, 02:17:18 AM »
 :huh
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Re: Haha
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 02:23:21 AM »
We had some guy on last night ripping into folks.  He was going light speed in a 190, I turned into him and he plowed right through me, then it was my fault of course.  AKAK killed him a bit later and he starts jumping on AKAK. 

AKAK asks him if he wanted to go to the DA and prove his skills.  The kid says "Whats the DA?"

If was his first day.  It made for a good laugh.
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Re: Haha
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2008, 02:28:12 AM »
:huh
I'll type slowly for you. 

Headline:  Observers say mediocre AH players trend toward mouths outpacing skill by wide margines.

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Re: Haha
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2008, 03:08:01 AM »
They have excellent examples on 200 to follow and they take to it like lemmings.
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Re: Haha
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2008, 03:18:43 AM »
I'll type slowly for you. 

Headline:  Observers say mediocre AH players trend toward mouths outpacing skill by wide margines.
:huh
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Re: Haha
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2008, 03:53:39 AM »
What would be hilarious is if the person who called you a "Skill less dweeb who needs to go to the TA" was someone you helped out in the TA  :lol.

Some people need to think about what went wrong after they get shot down instead of just name-calling. You don't get better by calling someone a "Skill less dweeb".

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Re: Haha
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2008, 04:13:17 AM »
W0t, n0 akuZa5huns t4t yur t3h l33t h4xxor?
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Re: Haha
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2008, 04:13:42 AM »
HTC, is there a way to ban typing on 200 unless a player can maintain at least 1 kill per death?   I hate to see all these n00bs making fools of themselves.  (toung in cheek request).

you cant be serious.
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Re: Haha
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2008, 04:16:52 AM »
W0t, n0 akuZa5huns t4t yur t3h l33t h4xxor?

 :rofl :rofl
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Re: Haha
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2008, 04:46:10 AM »
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Why you may ask???? Monkey see.......... monkey do. Geee I wonder who all the little kiddies are trying to be like?
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Re: Haha
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2008, 05:23:17 AM »
Why you may ask???? Monkey see.......... monkey do. Geee I wonder who all the little kiddies are trying to be like?


Here's a hint:

"YOU SKILLESS TWIT, YOU HO'D ME!!!!!111!!1!! YOU HAVE NO SKILL, SO I'M GOING TO TRY TO DEGRADE YOU ON 200!!!!1!!!!11!!!!" ;) :rofl :rofl
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Re: Haha
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2008, 05:31:04 AM »

HTC, is there a way to ban typing on 200 unless a player can maintain at least 1 kill per death?   I hate to see all these n00bs making fools of themselves.  (toung in cheek request).
But I like 200  :( :cry
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Re: Haha
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2008, 06:25:10 AM »
I'll type slowly for you. 

Headline:  Observers say mediocre AH players trend toward mouths outpacing skill by wide margins.


.....oh I get it, this is the "haha"   :D

Its pretty funny, I got the same thing the other night, tho I'm not in your league Murdr  ;) Get hoed by this guy in a 190, I ask him to get some skill, and he says if I can't fly a Chog I shouldn't waste those perks. Well it degradded from there, and I killed him and his buddies a few times that were trying to sink our CV ( was only me and one other guy covering it) when Twinboom got tired of it and called the guy out to the DA. TB wiped the floor with him and he was spouting excused the whole time.

This new generation really scares me sometimes  :eek:
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Re: Haha
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2008, 07:06:37 AM »
HTC, is there a way to ban typing on 200 unless a player can maintain at least 1 kill per death?   I hate to see all these n00bs making fools of themselves.  (toung in cheek request).

sometimes i wish all you could do was ".s Name" on 200 and that was it. but on the other hand ive had some great interactions with people on 200 also. i guess its all about being mature and setting a good example. I try, but there are other that dont.

there are also people that get sucked in. if someone says something bad, sometimes its better not to respond.

i too am guilty of not being immature on 200! but i can say one thing. I've never given anyone a hard time for shooting me down. if they got me, not that its a very hard feat, i deserved it. even if i didnt like the person. anyway just my 2 cents