Chuck Norris has lost grip on reality.

[Dos Equis]

I think Chuck has become like George Reeves of Superman fame. He thinks he is one of his characters, maybe his Delta Force character.

Otherwise, how can paying two visits to Iraq to visit the troops be phrased as "I've done two tours in Iraq?" Even Bob Hope, pillar of the USO Tours, would not have gone around saying he did two tours in Vietnam. He would qualify the USO.

It probably took him a week to comb the sand out of his toupee, but it's still not a tour of duty Chucko. You're not in the military Chucko.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Rb4W54JnI

[JVX84]

He's a b-list celebrity. Most celebrities aren't known for their cerebral capacity.

Besides, Techno-Viking can kick his ass.

[Phaser11]

Chuck Noris does not grip reality, it grips him.

Oh by the way, don't lissen to the Hollywood nuts for how to vote. They are nuts! All of them.

[cpxxx]

Call me stupid too but I would interpret his comment 'two tours in Iraq' as meaning he toured Iraq twice. Chuck toured the US bases in Iraq twice.


It's just like the 'lipstick on a pig' remark. Taken out of context.

[Ripsnort]

Call me stupid too but I would interpret his comment 'two tours in Iraq' as meaning he toured Iraq twice. Chuck toured the US bases in Iraq twice.


It's just like the 'lipstick on a pig' remark. Taken out of context.

[Slash27]

Besides, Techno-Viking can kick his ass.

How dare you sir.

[RATTFINK]

His chin did 1½ tours.

[Denholm]

He's a b-list celebrity. Most celebrities aren't known for their cerebral capacity.

Besides, Techno-Viking can kick his ass.

I highly doubt that. Especially if Mr. Viking were Mr. Norris' age.

[Shifty]

Isnt a group of entertainment shows such as a concert by a rock band called a tour?

Lighten up XX how many tours have you done? 

[Yeager]

your supposed to remove your tampon after it has become saturated 

[Chalenge]

Someone owes me another monitor this one has coffee all over it... 

Who was it so stupid to think Chuck meant he was on a military tour? He even goes on to say he talked to the troops over there! You stopped listening after you heard tour?

[midnight Target]

I agree, just as silly as the lipstick controversy.

[storch]

He's a b-list celebrity. Most celebrities aren't known for their cerebral capacity.

Besides, Techno-Viking can kick his ass.

pffft, not

[bongaroo]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the earth down. 

[Furball]

I wish i had never heard him talk.  Sounds like a geek.