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« on: March 01, 2001, 11:42:00 PM »
Captain Funkamoto and the boys in 308 Sentai were resting in the barracks tonight, when word came of a terrible mollusk threatening our home island.  We responded with great fury and destroyed this awful monster!

Here's the film:  http://www.raf303.org/308/films/010301squid.zip

 

 

 
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Offline SFRT - Frenchy

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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2001, 11:49:00 PM »
OMG they killed the Squid  

so... how many perk points?  

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Dat jugs bro.

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Offline SOB

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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2001, 11:50:00 PM »
Oh my god!  You killed Squiddy!  You Bastard!  
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« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2001, 12:02:00 AM »
SQUIDZILLA!!!

*paniked crowd of sailor-suited school girls running around getting trampled*

The 308th Sentai to the rescue!!



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Offline Torgo

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« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2001, 12:02:00 AM »
I have a test report by Capt. Nemo on a captured giant squid that indicates the AH squid is SEVERELY overmodeled.

The Mk. MCXVIII squid had a tentacle length of 20 meters..the AH squid has a TWENTY ONE meter length! What a joke.

Also, testing indicated a black ink supply that lasted only 3 minutes...the AH giant squid produces ink for over SIX minutes.

This is a joke. Cmon PYRO and HT, fix the damn squid, or I quit AH.
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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #5 on: March 02, 2001, 12:08:00 AM »
<looks around>

would be easier to hunt with a ...
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repeat after me...
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UBOOT !
<starts running>

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« Reply #6 on: March 02, 2001, 12:23:00 AM »
Animal Rights Activists Arise! LOL  
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2001, 12:24:00 AM »
Anyone seen the giant crawdad yet?
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« Reply #8 on: March 02, 2001, 12:50:00 AM »
LOL  

Aww... nuthin's sacred any more.

Ye have sinned against the Lord of the Edible Invertebrates!

For that you will burn in hell! Or... your diet reduced to dairy products only!!

That'll learn ya!

Uhm... <cough>... uh... Any perkies fer that?
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Offline lemur

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« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2001, 01:01:00 AM »
Dare I ask... But is this the precursor to seeing the fabled Giant Prarie Squid of AW fame?

~Lemur

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« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2001, 01:18:00 AM »
Poor Squidster.

He just wanted to play aces high.  
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« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2001, 09:54:00 AM »
Ok 308th, consider yourself hereby reported to PETA  

Oh wait.... is a Giant Squid an animal? Oh hell, it don't matter, if PETA goes after the bass fishermen, they'll CERTAINLY go after the 308th  

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« Reply #12 on: March 02, 2001, 10:14:00 AM »
This is BS, almost all squids were field retrofitted with MW50 and additional armor...
what a lame excuse for a simulation  


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« Reply #13 on: March 02, 2001, 10:33:00 AM »
What's the white, oval thing in the middle of this shot?
 

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Offline Beefcake

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« Reply #14 on: March 02, 2001, 11:08:00 AM »
Nak that is the squids eyeball just before I poked it with a 500.  


Was so KOOL to see that squid explode.
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