there is a plane that has to much weight, the pilot announces "we need three people to jump out of the plane so we can pull up"
a frenchmen comes to the now open door and says "for France!!" and jumps out.
a Japanese comes to the door and says "For Japan!!" and jumps out.
Then an American comes to the door and says "For America!!" and throws a mexican out.
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--next joke---
there is plane that is going down.on that plane there is a frenchmen,japanese,and an american.
the pilot says we have too much wieght you are going to have to throw some things out.
the frenchmen throws out a ton of crossiants and says "we have too many of these in our country."
the japanese throws out a ton of fish and says"we have too many of these in our country."
the American says "we have too many of these in our country" and throws out a mexican.
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---blonde joke #1---
there is genie that says to a brunette,redhead,and blonde,"if you jump off this cliff,while you are falling I will grant you one wish."
the brunette jumps off and says "i wish i was a butterfly"
the redhead jumps off and says "i wish i was a bird"
the blonde jumps off and says "i wish i was rich"
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---blonde joke #2---
there is a blonde on a jet in first class heading to new york. the flight attendent says "ma'am you are going to have to move back to coach."
the blonde replies by saying "i'm blonde, i'm beautiful and i'm goin to new york first class."
the flight attendent gets the radio operater and he says "ma'am you need to move back to coach."
she replies with "i'm blonde i'm beautiful and i'm going to new york first class."
the radio operator gets the co pilot who says " ma'am i'm afraid you will have to move back to coach"
she replies with "i'm blonde,i'm beautiful and i'm going to New york first class."
the co-pilot gets the pilot who says "my wife is a blonde I know how to deal with her."
he goes to the blonde and whispers in her ear.suddenly she moves back to coach.
everyone asks "What did you say?"
the pilot says "i told her first class isn't going to new york"
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----final blonde joke-----
there is a brunette,redhead,and blonde. they are trapped on an island, 10 miles away from help.
the brunette swims 1/4 of the way there but gets tired and swims back.
the redhead swims 1/4 of the way there but gets tired and swims back.
the blonde swims 1/2 of the way there but gets tired and swims back.
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this took forever to write but what do you guys think?
