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Bristol is a Great Human Being
« on: September 15, 2008, 12:07:39 PM »
HOrrific!

The UK's News of the World has a reporter working the Alaska beat. And, they uncovered a juicy bit about the preggers GOP princess, Bristol Palin.

Turns out Bristol's babydaddy, Levi, was in a 3 year 'relationship' with her best friend, a gal named Lanesia Garcia, when she started messing around with him.

In fact, Bristol supposedly kept 'pressuring' Lanesia to break up with the self-proclaimed "redneck" boy when rumors started flying that he was cheating on her with other girls at parties.

Lanesia was devastated to find out through another friend that Bristol was one of those 'girls'.

Bristol had been her friend since the age of six and she couldn't believe that she could do that to her.

Says Lanesia:

    "I didn't believe it, I never dreamt she was capable of doing that to me. But when I called her she just said, 'I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it. Levi and I are togeher now and I think he's the man for me.' I put the phone down and have not talked to her since. I was distraught for a year - I missed Bristol desperately but also Sarah, who was like a second mom to me. Neither of them have tried to contact me, though-which says something about how ruthless they can be. The phrase Sarah used comparing herself to a lipstick-wearing pitbull is spot on."

If the whole White House thing doesn't work out, the Palins should consider some sort of Hollywood career.

Their family story would make a great, trashy soap opera!

Wow!!! What a great story. I guess the Palin's are parents of the year. They instill all the good qualities parents should into their children. I think they're too busy trying to win elections rather than taking care of their kids.

--From Perez Hilton
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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2008, 12:10:40 PM »
Wow....

Talk about desperation from the left.

What does any of this have to do with anything?







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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2008, 12:14:29 PM »
Wow....

Talk about desperation from the left.

What does any of this have to do with anything?








Just Hypocrisy. Pallin talks about how important religion is and how sex education should not be taught in schools. Her children obviously don't follow either. I feel bad for the dude that knocked up Bristol. I guarantee he isn't happy about having to marry her and her family.

The way people's children turn out say a lot about the parents.
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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2008, 12:14:33 PM »
Wow....

Talk about desperation from the left.

What does any of this have to do with anything?
A british reporter qualifies as biased left media?

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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2008, 12:15:04 PM »
Wow....

Talk about desperation from the left.

What does any of this have to do with anything?








That's not the left... that's a British tabloid... makes the Enquirer look like the associated press

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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2008, 12:15:44 PM »
 :furious "Im sooooo sad, my man is a potato so now im gonna gossip to the whole world, waaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Dude, my mom doesnt try and talk to old friends who I had a falling out with, and just because her daughter is a potato doesnt mean Palin is horrible.
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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2008, 12:16:03 PM »
HOrrific!

The UK's News of the World has a reporter working the Alaska beat. And, they uncovered a juicy bit about the preggers GOP princess, Bristol Palin.

Turns out Bristol's babydaddy, Levi, was in a 3 year 'relationship' with her best friend, a gal named Lanesia Garcia, when she started messing around with him.

In fact, Bristol supposedly kept 'pressuring' Lanesia to break up with the self-proclaimed "redneck" boy when rumors started flying that he was cheating on her with other girls at parties.

Lanesia was devastated to find out through another friend that Bristol was one of those 'girls'.

Bristol had been her friend since the age of six and she couldn't believe that she could do that to her.

Says Lanesia:

    "I didn't believe it, I never dreamt she was capable of doing that to me. But when I called her she just said, 'I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it. Levi and I are togeher now and I think he's the man for me.' I put the phone down and have not talked to her since. I was distraught for a year - I missed Bristol desperately but also Sarah, who was like a second mom to me. Neither of them have tried to contact me, though-which says something about how ruthless they can be. The phrase Sarah used comparing herself to a lipstick-wearing pitbull is spot on."

If the whole White House thing doesn't work out, the Palins should consider some sort of Hollywood career.

Their family story would make a great, trashy soap opera!

Wow!!! What a great story. I guess the Palin's are parents of the year. They instill all the good qualities parents should into their children. I think they're too busy trying to win elections rather than taking care of their kids.

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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2008, 12:17:05 PM »
Just Hypocrisy. Pallin talks about how important religion is and how sex education should not be taught in schools. Her children obviously don't follow either. I feel bad for the dude that knocked up Bristol. I guarantee he isn't happy about having to marry her and her family.

The way people's children turn out say a lot about the parents.


Let us know when you think you have actually grabbed a straw.

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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2008, 12:17:51 PM »
That's not the left... that's a British tabloid... makes the Enquirer look like the associated press

My reference to the left was the thread starter.

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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2008, 12:22:36 PM »
Wow!!! What a great story. I guess the Palin's are parents of the year. They instill all the good qualities parents should into their children. I think they're too busy trying to win elections rather than taking care of their kids.

I'd like whoever wrote those sentences to come back after they've raised their own kids through adulthood and let me know how their kids turned out, especially the part about how kids follow every instruction from parents and think exactly like their parents do.

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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2008, 12:27:32 PM »
HOrrific!

The UK's News of the World has a reporter working the Alaska beat. And, they uncovered a juicy bit about the preggers GOP princess, Bristol Palin.

Turns out Bristol's babydaddy, Levi, was in a 3 year 'relationship' with her best friend, a gal named Lanesia Garcia, when she started messing around with him.

In fact, Bristol supposedly kept 'pressuring' Lanesia to break up with the self-proclaimed "redneck" boy when rumors started flying that he was cheating on her with other girls at parties.

Lanesia was devastated to find out through another friend that Bristol was one of those 'girls'.

Bristol had been her friend since the age of six and she couldn't believe that she could do that to her.

Says Lanesia:

    "I didn't believe it, I never dreamt she was capable of doing that to me. But when I called her she just said, 'I'm so sorry, I couldn't help it. Levi and I are togeher now and I think he's the man for me.' I put the phone down and have not talked to her since. I was distraught for a year - I missed Bristol desperately but also Sarah, who was like a second mom to me. Neither of them have tried to contact me, though-which says something about how ruthless they can be. The phrase Sarah used comparing herself to a lipstick-wearing pitbull is spot on."

If the whole White House thing doesn't work out, the Palins should consider some sort of Hollywood career.

Their family story would make a great, trashy soap opera!

Wow!!! What a great story. I guess the Palin's are parents of the year. They instill all the good qualities parents should into their children. I think they're too busy trying to win elections rather than taking care of their kids.

--From Perez Hilton

This has some sort of importance on our election process?
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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2008, 12:29:58 PM »

OMG OMG 
 :O   :O

Teenage girls fighting over a boyfriend....
I'm shocked and devastated...

I'm sure this will derail the entire GOP campaign...

if the story about her husband's 20 year old DUI didn't do it already...

really....is this the best you can do?   :rolleyes:

eh...remember Bill Clinton?

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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2008, 12:33:26 PM »
Sounds like levi just wanted to have a bit of fun, now he has little choice but to marry her.  ouch!
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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2008, 12:37:16 PM »
the more of these things u put up here the more i'm convinced you're an inbred amazinhunk.

well, at least the inbred part came through ther filter.


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Re: Bristol is a Great Human Being
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2008, 12:44:21 PM »
Sounds like levi just wanted to have a bit of fun, now he has little choice but to marry her.  ouch!

Levi's mom has said that the marriage was planned before it was found out that Bristol was pregnant.
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