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Offline SKYGUNS

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birthday hell
« on: September 15, 2008, 10:18:26 PM »
In highschool about a week before my Girlfriends birthday she begs me for a good birthday present, i say without paying attention, OK.
I go to the mall to buy a Tim burton wallet at Spencer's and put about 50 bucks in it and lose it 15 minutes after i buy it.

so i just give here 100 bucks for here birthday, Pretty good considering that most friends get her a cupcake, a birthday balloon, and a corny happy birthday card.

Total adds up to 156.50$ money bye bye on a girl in a week, thats more than my paycheck  :mad:
« Last Edit: September 15, 2008, 10:29:57 PM by SKYGUNS »

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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2008, 10:19:47 PM »
In highschool about a week before my Girlfriends birthday she begs me for a good birthday present, i say without paying attention OK.
I go to the mall to buy a Tim burton wallet at Spencer's and put about 50 bucks in it and lose it 15 minutes after i buy it.

so i just give here 100 bucks for here birthday, Pretty good considering that most friends get her a cupcake, a birthday balloon, and a corny happy birthday card.



Uh....ok.....I have no idea what you just tried to explain.  :confused:

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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2008, 10:22:16 PM »
How do you lose it in 15 minutes????
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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2008, 10:24:37 PM »
How do you lose it in 15 minutes????

wrong pocket, put it in the inside sweater pocket becuase i had my own wallet in my pants

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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2008, 10:29:14 PM »
After spending that much money on her, you better get some man. Shoot...
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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2008, 10:32:56 PM »
In highschool about a week before my Girlfriends birthday she begs me for a good birthday present, i say without paying attention, OK.
I go to the mall to buy a Tim burton wallet at Spencer's and put about 50 bucks in it and lose it 15 minutes after i buy it.

so i just give here 100 bucks for here birthday, Pretty good considering that most friends get her a cupcake, a birthday balloon, and a corny happy birthday card.

Total adds up to 156.50$ money bye bye on a girl in a week, thats more than my paycheck  :mad:


Try harder next time ;) You can do a LOT better than $100. The wallet was good, but it can get better too.

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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2008, 10:45:05 PM »
wrong pocket, put it in the inside sweater pocket becuase i had my own wallet in my pants

Could you of used the other pockets in your pants? You have 3 left out of 4 in a standard pair of jeans   :P
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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2008, 11:22:49 PM »
COuld've been a bit more creative.........
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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2008, 12:30:32 AM »
COuld've been a bit more creative.........

I'm sure she is thinking the same thing.... :t


$150 aint so bad, i've got a bid on tickets to a concert for myself and a girl, the tickets are at $190 each so far :cry

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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #9 on: September 16, 2008, 12:44:22 AM »
next time you get a bright idea about yer girlfriend, you'd probably be better off slaming yer lil buddy in the door a few times before making up your mind.
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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #10 on: September 16, 2008, 01:32:36 AM »
Ha, HAHAHAHAHA $150...and you think she's expensive now?
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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #11 on: September 16, 2008, 01:35:54 AM »
I'm sure she is thinking the same thing.... :t


$150 aint so bad, i've got a bid on tickets to a concert for myself and a girl, the tickets are at $190 each so far :cry

I think my most expensive was $250 for a sunset-horseback-ride-on-the-beach. Shes a cheap date, but even she was ecstatic about that one.

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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #12 on: September 16, 2008, 01:40:15 AM »
Romance is dead,  if you can only give her cash what is she a prossie??

Put in some effort man!

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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #13 on: September 16, 2008, 06:38:10 AM »
I'm sure she is thinking the same thing.... :t


$150 aint so bad, i've got a bid on tickets to a concert for myself and a girl, the tickets are at $190 each so far :cry

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Re: birthday hell
« Reply #14 on: September 16, 2008, 07:11:24 AM »
If you dont know the girl and what she would find romantic then atleast put in the effort and google for gift tips. Its not about the ammount (unless she is a prostitute) but the effort you put into it. They know when you just want to pay your way out of making an effort ;) Next time be abit more creative.