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Offline DREDIOCK

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I guess nobody told Paris Hilton that...
« on: September 18, 2008, 04:18:46 PM »
"Its a Dog Eat Dog world out there". LMAO


Coyotes Kill Paris Hilton's Puppies

While Paris Hilton usually doesn't get much sympathy from us, we've found that a coyote killed two of her dogs last night. A source tells X17 that Paris is "devastated" and has been crying non-stop. We're shocked and sending our love to Paris -- even though we're wondering why the dogs were left outside all night.
http://www.popeater.com/article/coyotes-kill-paris-hiltons-puppies/179873

Bah. little rodent dogs.
he should thank the coyotes for disposing of them for her.

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Offline caldera

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Re: I guess nobody told Paris Hilton that...
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 04:42:03 PM »
They were getting too big to fit in her purse anyway. Besides, it's the circle of life, right?   :D
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Re: I guess nobody told Paris Hilton that...
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 04:42:52 PM »
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Re: I guess nobody told Paris Hilton that...
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2008, 06:18:48 PM »
should have taken her, not the poor dogs.
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Re: I guess nobody told Paris Hilton that...
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2008, 06:23:53 PM »
Wow Cal you didn't kill this thread. Good work.

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Re: I guess nobody told Paris Hilton that...
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2008, 06:28:27 PM »
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Re: I guess nobody told Paris Hilton that...
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 06:38:55 PM »
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 :rofl   :rofl   :rofl

Some of the pics you post really crack me up!


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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: I guess nobody told Paris Hilton that...
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 06:44:23 PM »
They were getting too big to fit in her purse anyway. Besides, it's the circle of life, right?   :D

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