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Offline Oogly50

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Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« on: September 18, 2008, 08:34:42 PM »
I got this from watching whose line is it anyway...  I figured you guys could think of some pretty funny stuff in here...

I have a few, but I'll share them later. 

FOR EXAMPLE... Something you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...  "let me insert my disc into your slot"
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Offline DREDIOCK

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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2008, 08:44:47 PM »
I can only think of one thing that I would say to my computer and not my girlfriend. or in my case, wife.

"your too hot"

Everything else good or bad I probobly already have said to both.
INCLUDING

"Let my put my disk into your slot"
"Damn wires in the way. shoulda gotten a cordless"
"need a new battery"
"Well I'll just tie these up and/or out of the way"

Just to name a few
(Skuzzy wouldnt like some of the others :D)
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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2008, 09:14:10 PM »
Why would you talk to your computer?







(unless, of course, you have a HAL 9000)
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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2008, 09:15:52 PM »
you <insert long stream of profanities> do what i <more profanities> tell you to.
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Offline Baitman

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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #4 on: September 18, 2008, 09:17:07 PM »
Time for me to get another one you are getting old and slow. :rofl

Get two computers...... Identical :O
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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2008, 09:42:26 PM »
Farking field vulcher! I'm gonna shoot you up the donut when you land!




















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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2008, 09:46:44 PM »
you need more memory.
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Offline Leslie

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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2008, 10:04:21 PM »
I got news for ya, computers and girls don't mix. :rofl



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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #8 on: September 18, 2008, 10:07:04 PM »
open the floppy drive!
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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #9 on: September 18, 2008, 10:09:05 PM »
I have evidence that disproves that theory.

http://bbs.hitechcreations.com/smf/index.php/topic,246061.0.html
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Offline Leslie

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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #10 on: September 18, 2008, 10:29:18 PM »
You don't understand Hang.  I wouldn't say that to my girlfriend, because if I didn't give up the computer at that point, that could be misinterpreted, the girl thinking the computer was more important than her.  Hence, guys on a computer all the time probably don't have girlfriends to begin with.  Moot point. ;)

I don't think girls like it much, if you talk to a computer you ain't talking to them, kinda like.





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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #11 on: September 18, 2008, 11:10:44 PM »
God  damn piece of toejam!
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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2008, 11:24:57 PM »
I would appreciate it if you didn't cuss. :rofl



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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2008, 12:31:39 AM »
"No! I will not stick stir, no matter how much you beg."
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Re: Things you would say to your computer, but not your girlfriend...
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2008, 06:57:53 AM »
Quote from: DREDIOCK on September 18, 2008, 08:44:47 PM

"your too hot"


"Your overheating"

or

"Im gonna throw you out of the window you piece of poop"

"You need an upgrade"

The possibillities are endless really.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2008, 07:03:54 AM by Maniac »
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