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Offline Creton

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I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« on: September 26, 2008, 03:42:00 AM »
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the
rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals
should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,
or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by
coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?
 

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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2008, 03:47:29 AM »
YOU SIR...ARE FRIGGEN INSANE!!!  :furious
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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2008, 03:47:57 AM »
It's been a hell of a long time since I've seen you post Creton.
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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2008, 03:49:40 AM »
 :aok Creton!~   I'm voting Democrat because I have years of pent up guilt for being white and successful.

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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2008, 03:59:12 AM »
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the
rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals
should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,
or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by
coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?
 


You are very good at propoganda. I see that your 8th grade education serves you well.

Offline Serenity

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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2008, 04:10:04 AM »
I'm voting Democrat because English has no place being the official language in America.

I'm voting Democrat because I'd rather pay $4 for a gallon of gas than allow drilling for oil off the coasts of America.

I'm voting Democrat because I think the government will do a better job of spending my money than I could.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Afghanistan and Iraq, I know the Islamic terrorists will stop trying to kill us because they'll think we're a good and decent country.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe people who can't tell us if it will
rain in two or three days, can now tell us the polar ice caps will
disappear in ten years if I don't start riding a bicycle, build a windmill or inflate my tires to proper levels.

I'm voting Democrat because it's alright to kill millions of babies as
long as we keep violent, convicted murderers on death row alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe businesses in America should not be
allowed to make profits. Businesses should just break even and give the
rest to the government so politicians and bureaucrats can redistribute the money the way they think it should be redistributed.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe guns, and not the people misusing them, are the cause of crimes and killings.

I'm voting Democrat because when someone with a weapon threatens my family
or me, I know the government can respond faster through a call to 911 than I can with a gun in my hand.

I'm voting Democrat because oil companies' 5% profit on a gallon of gas
are obscene, but government taxes of 18% on the same gallon of gas are just fine.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals
should rewrite the Constitution every few months to suit some fringe element that could never get their agenda past voters.

I'm voting Democrat because illegal aliens are not criminals, are not
sucking up resources through government aid, hospital services, education,
or social services, but are just people trying to make a better life by
coming to America illegally. We can't blame them for that, can we?

I'm voting Democrat because now I can now marry whatever I want, so I've decided to marry my horse.

Makes you wonder why anyone would ever vote Republican, doesn't it?
 


Oh yes, we Republicans are pure evil for thinking otherwise!!!

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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2008, 04:57:42 AM »
I'm voting Democrat because now I do not want to be labeled a racist by the elite left
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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2008, 05:02:18 AM »
:rofl creton!
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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2008, 05:56:57 AM »
I'm voting democrat because I want to wait in long lines when I'm sick.

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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2008, 06:03:21 AM »
 :salute Creton
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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2008, 07:02:46 AM »
I'm voting republican, because if we give them another eight years of total control, they're bound to get it right this time ;)
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(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2008, 07:08:33 AM »
I`m voting dumocrat because this candidate stands for the closest thing this country will ever see to communism without outright being labeled as such. We have all seen the pure Utopia that exists in countries with such governing bodies and tactics and I want us all to be able to enjoy the rewards. The wars we have fought through history to combat such governments and tactics surely must have been mistakes.
Another reason I am voting dumocrat is that I believe the constitution of the U.S. is a frivolous piece of parchment that can never work.
I believe the government knows what`s best for us all and has way more wisdom than we can ever acquire as individuals. We need to turn all of our decisions on how we live our lives over to the government. We are just not capable or intelligent enough to do so for ourselves.
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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2008, 08:03:01 AM »
I'm voting Democrat because now I do not want to be labeled a racist by the elite left

Since when is being elite a bad thing?

Let's see we want elite pilots to fly our airplanes. We want elite doctors to operate on our children. We want elite businessmen running our corporations. However, we don't want an elite president? Of course... we want someone who is just like you and I to run our country; Someone "we can have a beer with."

Someone elected to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world should be considered elite. The job of being POTUS is not for the Joe Schmo's of this world.
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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2008, 08:05:04 AM »
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You are very good at propoganda. I see that your 8th grade education serves you well.

Why do you keep resorting to personal attacks.  You and MORAY37 are constantly bashing people for their beliefs.  As I told MORAY in another thread.  Obviously your liberal higher education does not necessarily mean you are more tolerant and accepting of other people regardless of their beliefs.  You two have to stop.  
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Re: I'm going Democrat and here's why!!!!!!!!!!!Obivious
« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2008, 08:06:06 AM »
 8 more years of the same....you guys are funny.  Hey who sends out all these right wingo emails that you guys keep posting up?