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Offline rabbidrabbit

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I could use some advice...
« on: October 08, 2008, 11:20:04 PM »
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to sit behind the boat which is next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat , that I noticed that the cover on my engine seemed to be cracked a little and some oil was leaking out .

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the shop ?

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2008, 11:32:37 PM »
well, if the boat is not working, how are you going to dump the body?  Take it to the shop. :aok





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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2008, 11:32:57 PM »
You definitely get a licensed mechanic to look at that.   :lol
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Offline Buzzard7

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2008, 11:52:12 PM »
Get the boat fixed. She is cheating on you.
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2008, 12:04:28 AM »
DUD, I would take it to the shop.  Unless you have the skills and ability to fixe it itself.

As for the wife, hummmmm.  How close are you in the ocean?
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« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2008, 12:20:32 AM »
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2008, 07:49:32 AM »
the proper thing to do is keep your mouth shut. don't let her know you know. get the boat fixed. take it out a few times....alone or with friends. after a few times, offer to take her with ya.

just remember.....if she just "accidently" falls overboard, and you can't find her, most likley neither will anyone else. :D :noid
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #7 on: October 09, 2008, 07:53:30 AM »
depends on what cover you are talking about and..  I would advise any married man to have a stash of cash.   You need to have at least as much as it takes to pay all your bills and live for a month or two and you NEVER get into it and NEVER tell the old lady you have it..

You might fix it yourself but tell her it cost $2000 or so.

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #8 on: October 09, 2008, 07:57:34 AM »
If she is messing around turn her into glue & put it on the boat. Two birds with... well you know the rest.

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #9 on: October 09, 2008, 08:02:23 AM »
If it's just the valve cover i THINK j.b. weld should be able to tolerate the temperature, in which case you could fix it yourself. Otherwise any welding shop could run a bead for you. Take a picture and post it.

As for your wife. If you really give a sh... darn,  you could wait till she's asleep, check her phone, and write down the incoming and outgoing numbers, then call them from a private line and see who answers.  A friend of mine, who's now divorced, had to do this, when she was pulling the exact same thing.

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Or you could hire a private investigator, and call a lawyer and get the divorce papers ready.  
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #10 on: October 09, 2008, 08:04:23 AM »
I would advise any married man to have a stash of cash.   You need to have at least as much as it takes to pay all your bills and live for a month or two and you NEVER get into it and NEVER tell the old lady you have it..

great advice :aok until equal rights are extended to men in divorce courts, we got to use some cunning :mad:

and yes, if you're really concerned hire a PI.


edit: almost forgot - prenups. currently unlawful in the UK  :furious
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2008, 08:30:39 AM »
Is it OK to fish with this weekend?  If I brought it to the shop I might not get it back in time.

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2008, 08:51:44 AM »
you obviusly want too fix the boat! good boat's are hard too come by!
 can you say the same about the "other" problem? or would you trade her in for a new model?
before you dig too deep, you might think about what you would do if it were true, or how to fix it.
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2008, 09:10:48 AM »
Come to think, i say she did something to to boat so that you dont take her out to the lake or ocean.  Man she is good. 
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2008, 09:15:41 AM »
the end of the world is coming !!!!!
For once in my life i agree with Lazs ...stash some cash just in case , and if it all falls apart dont tell her ..
make sure u use a crash helmet ....haha now i fell free of the laz :)
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