I could use some advice...

[rabbidrabbit]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to sit behind the boat which is next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my boat , that I noticed that the cover on my engine seemed to be cracked a little and some oil was leaking out .

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it over to the shop ?

[SkyRock]

well, if the boat is not working, how are you going to dump the body?  Take it to the shop.





 




 

[Newman5]

You definitely get a licensed mechanic to look at that.  

[Buzzard7]

Get the boat fixed. She is cheating on you.
The Finger lakes in New York are very deep.
Seneca being about 750 in depth. Stay away from the navy sonar test platform.
 

[oakranger]

DUD, I would take it to the shop.  Unless you have the skills and ability to fixe it itself.

As for the wife, hummmmm.  How close are you in the ocean?

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[CAP1]

the proper thing to do is keep your mouth shut. don't let her know you know. get the boat fixed. take it out a few times....alone or with friends. after a few times, offer to take her with ya.

just remember.....if she just "accidently" falls overboard, and you can't find her, most likley neither will anyone else.

[lazs2]

depends on what cover you are talking about and..  I would advise any married man to have a stash of cash.   You need to have at least as much as it takes to pay all your bills and live for a month or two and you NEVER get into it and NEVER tell the old lady you have it..

You might fix it yourself but tell her it cost $2000 or so.

lazs

[lyric1]

If she is messing around turn her into glue & put it on the boat. Two birds with... well you know the rest.

[Speed55]

If it's just the valve cover i THINK j.b. weld should be able to tolerate the temperature, in which case you could fix it yourself. Otherwise any welding shop could run a bead for you. Take a picture and post it.

As for your wife. If you really give a sh... darn,  you could wait till she's asleep, check her phone, and write down the incoming and outgoing numbers, then call them from a private line and see who answers.  A friend of mine, who's now divorced, had to do this, when she was pulling the exact same thing.

"Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up." - Do you have a *69 service that'll call back the last person that called?


Or you could hire a private investigator, and call a lawyer and get the divorce papers ready.  

[RTHolmes]

I would advise any married man to have a stash of cash.   You need to have at least as much as it takes to pay all your bills and live for a month or two and you NEVER get into it and NEVER tell the old lady you have it..

great advice until equal rights are extended to men in divorce courts, we got to use some cunning

and yes, if you're really concerned hire a PI.


edit: almost forgot - prenups. currently unlawful in the UK 

[rabbidrabbit]

Is it OK to fish with this weekend?  If I brought it to the shop I might not get it back in time.

[WWhiskey]

you obviusly want too fix the boat! good boat's are hard too come by!
 can you say the same about the "other" problem? or would you trade her in for a new model?
before you dig too deep, you might think about what you would do if it were true, or how to fix it.

[oakranger]

Come to think, i say she did something to to boat so that you dont take her out to the lake or ocean.  Man she is good. 

[expat]

the end of the world is coming !!!!!
For once in my life i agree with Lazs ...stash some cash just in case , and if it all falls apart dont tell her ..
make sure u use a crash helmet ....haha now i fell free of the laz
 i hope yr wrong though ......