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Offline sluggish

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #15 on: October 09, 2008, 09:20:52 AM »
Definition of a boat- "A hole in the water into which you throw money.

Definition of a wife- Surprisingly similar...
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #16 on: October 09, 2008, 09:28:12 AM »
BOAT- BRIGN OUT ANOTHER THOUSANDS
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #17 on: October 17, 2008, 10:51:03 PM »
pssst... it was a joke.. The funny part is when I posted it on a fishing site all of the responses had to do with the boat.  Priorities man..  priorities..
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Offline PhantomBarron

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #18 on: October 18, 2008, 06:32:55 AM »
Very good posting. Cars,Boats,and Women all have an experation date. I think one should use these things freely until the maintenance overcomes the fun factor. At this point pawn them off on some unsuspecting bargin hunter and purchase new only.
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #19 on: October 18, 2008, 07:42:12 AM »
Quote from: rabbidrabbit on October 17, 2008, 10:51:03 PM
pssst... it was a joke.. The funny part is when I posted it on a fishing site all of the responses had to do with the boat.  Priorities man..  priorities..

Nice stringer!  :aok

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Offline MoeRon

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #20 on: October 18, 2008, 07:53:28 AM »
Quote from: oakranger on October 09, 2008, 09:28:12 AM
BOAT- BRIGN OUT ANOTHER THOUSANDS


huh?
« Last Edit: October 18, 2008, 07:55:42 AM by MoeRon »
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #21 on: October 18, 2008, 08:14:58 AM »
One boat buck = 1000 dollars.   Boats can be nearly as expensive as airplanes to maintain/ upgrade.  I just put a new gps system on my boat this summer  for 5600 bucks.. 
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #22 on: October 18, 2008, 11:34:13 AM »
Good one rabbidrabbit.  Coming from you I knew there would be a punchline but I was a little concerned till the end.
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #23 on: October 18, 2008, 04:03:13 PM »
Quote from: oakranger on October 09, 2008, 12:04:28 AM
  How close are you in the ocean?
Depends, How far am I away from the land? :confused:
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Offline Toad

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #24 on: October 19, 2008, 10:25:33 AM »
The best joke about boats and such is the old saw

"If it flies, floats or diddlys.... you're better off renting it."

Funny because is it SO true.
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2008, 10:02:43 PM »
Masks...?
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2008, 10:06:25 PM »
Quote from: Dux on October 19, 2008, 10:02:43 PM
Masks...?
The profanity filter substitutes the word "mask" for another word that rymes with "truck."
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2008, 10:09:43 PM »
lol! okay, thanks!  :lol
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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2008, 10:33:50 PM »
Quote from: Toad on October 19, 2008, 10:25:33 AM
The best joke about boats and such is the old saw

"If it flies, floats or masks.... you're better off renting it."

Funny because is it SO true.

I always say..."If it has Boobs, Wheels or Wings it will give you trouble".   :salute

Fix the boat...Ditch the wife and for God sake do not pollute the waters with her body.  Pigs can devour a human in about 3 minutes....they will leave no trace whatsoever and you have done something good for the enviroment! 

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Re: I could use some advice...
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2008, 11:33:12 PM »
Quote from: GhostBer on October 19, 2008, 10:33:50 PM
I always say..."If it has Boobs, Wheels or Wings it will give you trouble".   :salute

Fix the boat...Ditch the wife and for God sake do not pollute the waters with her body.  Pigs can devour a human in about 3 minutes....they will leave no trace whatsoever and you have done something good for the enviroment! 



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