pssst... it was a joke.. The funny part is when I posted it on a fishing site all of the responses had to do with the boat. Priorities man.. priorities..
BOAT- BRIGN OUT ANOTHER THOUSANDS
How close are you in the ocean?
Masks...?
The best joke about boats and such is the old saw"If it flies, floats or masks.... you're better off renting it."Funny because is it SO true.
I always say..."If it has Boobs, Wheels or Wings it will give you trouble". Fix the boat...Ditch the wife and for God sake do not pollute the waters with her body. Pigs can devour a human in about 3 minutes....they will leave no trace whatsoever and you have done something good for the enviroment!