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Offline BMathis

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« on: October 15, 2008, 06:47:58 PM »
A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, All the kids raised their hands except for Johnny.

The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different again. 
Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. 
Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, What would that make you?'
With a big smile, Johnny replied, 'Well, that would make me an Obama fan.'
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Offline APDrone

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Re: Fans
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2008, 06:51:33 PM »
Oh, what the heck..

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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2008, 06:53:12 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl

Thakns for bringing this funny into my life mathis  :salute
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Re: Fans
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2008, 06:54:47 PM »
Quote from: APDrone on October 15, 2008, 06:51:33 PM
Oh, what the heck..

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You kill me sometimes Drone  :rofl
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Offline CAP1

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Re: Fans
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2008, 07:05:25 PM »
Quote from: bnasty on October 15, 2008, 06:47:58 PM
A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, All the kids raised their hands except for Johnny.

The teacher asked Johnny why he has decided to be different again. 
Johnny said, 'Because I'm not an Obama fan.'
The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you an Obama fan?'
Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Republican.'
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican. 
Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, What would that make you?'
With a big smile, Johnny replied, 'Well, that would make me an Obama fan.'

 :rofl :rofl

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Offline Spikes

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Re: Fans
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2008, 07:16:29 PM »
LOL.
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Offline Nwbie

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Re: Fans
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2008, 08:40:49 PM »
Incredible the ignorance of some people in here, OC is going to go bye-bye.
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Re: Fans
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2008, 08:41:47 PM »
IN     :aok
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Offline Bronk

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Re: Fans
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2008, 09:21:05 PM »
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