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Offline Ghosth

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Which is faster?
« on: October 19, 2008, 08:21:40 AM »
Which is faster to unload. A truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of squeekers?

Squeekers of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Die Squeekers DIE!

Offline NHawk

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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2008, 08:24:19 AM »
You've just been demoted to one post per day for the next 3 months.  ;)
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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #2 on: October 19, 2008, 08:37:59 AM »
Ghosth you been hittin the Lutefisk Akavit again?  :devil

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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #3 on: October 19, 2008, 09:16:31 AM »
Actually... it would be easiest to just tip the box or park on an incline and have the bowling balls roll out.  No physical activity needed.

Oh... and make you're not calling the kettle black.   ;) 
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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #4 on: October 19, 2008, 09:24:39 AM »
Which is faster to unload. A truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of squeekers?

Squeekers of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Die Squeekers DIE!

It must be geting bad when you, a trainer has something to say about the age/behavior of AH players.
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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #5 on: October 19, 2008, 10:52:24 AM »
Ghosth has me scared now....I can see it now "Aces High Player (Male) Kills Twelve Children also Known to Play Aces high."
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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2008, 12:15:42 PM »
System: Ghosth has landed 12 kills of squeakers in a Deuce and a Half of 332nd. Flying Mongrels.

Ghosth also received 198 perk points and the several dozen offers to buy him a thank you beverage of his choice.
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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2008, 04:21:01 PM »
 Why unload the truck at all???
Wouldn't it be easier to just drive it off a cliff??... :devil

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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #8 on: October 19, 2008, 06:30:58 PM »
Which is faster to unload. A truck full of bowling balls, or a truck full of squeekers?

Squeekers of course, you can use a pitchfork!

Die Squeekers DIE!


but seriously you are a trainer. If you say things like then no matter how hard you worked to become one you don't deserve it.
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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #9 on: October 19, 2008, 06:32:52 PM »
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but seriously you are a trainer. If you say things like then no matter how hard you worked to become one you don't deserve it.

What?? :huh
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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2008, 07:14:44 PM »
Forgive Neary.  He is a squeaker lobbyist in Washington.
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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2008, 07:52:36 PM »
A trainer who despises his trainees.  Wonderful.

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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #12 on: October 19, 2008, 08:01:21 PM »
Someone is fed up with squeekers and its not even summer time.  :lol
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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #13 on: October 19, 2008, 08:02:12 PM »
woah double post.  :(

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Re: Which is faster?
« Reply #14 on: October 19, 2008, 10:06:42 PM »
A trainer who despises his trainees.  Wonderful.

Maybe if some of them didn't come in asking how do they fly or drive a "truck", have ghosth spend hours teaching them stuff, that would have only taken them thirty minutes to sit down and read in some of the help files, then a few days later have them cussing him and others out thinking they're hot toejam because they can take off. Iv seen it many times in the TA. They get off the ground then get on your six "check 6" you then not even waiting for a reply spraying you. Then when you ask then to stop you get a smart bellybutton kid saying "why it doesn't do anything". Then when you get fed up and turn once to get on their six then run in to the ground trying to shake you.


Instead of thinking he despises his trainees think of what he has to go through every time he logs on to the TA.