The funny part is him madly clutching his cell phone! ....folks can't even sleep without their "phone"
Helm ...out
Knowing his propensity for making useless posts the phone is probably set to ring in the case of an emergency useless thread popping up somewhere in the world that he's not privy to. That way he can quickly include himself as well as alert friends to it's location. Unfortunately this invaluable service is only provided to S.S.U.P members
Taking a closer look at the pic it appears our hero is a professional alcoholic who takes keeping his guitar very seriously. Notice the amount of pre thought that went into this nap before he closed his eyes.
His blue suit case is placed well ahead of his guitar case seemingly meaning, please take me first in the event of robbery. I call him a professional because if you look close you'll also notice how skillfully he's made sure he's touching both pieces of his property just in case at some point in the night he's aware enough to feel movement.
As back up he's rigged a pair of high tech, motion sensitive alarm jeans to the top of his head which I thought was particularly ingenious. I see no other reason why they would be there except for in case of a midnight accident
.... where a quick change would appropriate.
Our professional is definitely at the top of his lobby sleeping game. Always thinking ahead and not willing to be easily
ownt by the common thief. If none of his defenses worked out for him, he's always got his (
Secret Society of Useless Posters) cell phone ready in hand to be thrown for a quick deflection shot off the back of the thief's head ........or simply call 911 without having to fumble around looking for it.
This post is all in jest of course so don't take it to seriously
Crashrock is a well known character in this game. He expects to get picked on once in a while
