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Offline Hangtime

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yard and porch decorations
« on: October 24, 2008, 06:59:11 PM »
the neighbors are goin nuts again.. halloween craziness.

Worse, spotted my wife ordering more yard gnomes.



Whats in your yard?
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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2008, 07:09:01 PM »
Spooks of course, 'tis the season.
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Offline kamilyun

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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2008, 07:56:55 PM »

Whats in your yard?


What's in my yard?  I watermelon you not...A peacock.  Shows up every other day.  My daughter feeds it goldfish crackers and rice cakes.  Likes her the most b/c of that.

Oh, I did put up a small string of jack-o-lantern lights and carved a real one.  Daughter loves pointing them out to me at night.


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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2008, 08:07:25 PM »
Steeler Flag.

Although the Halloween standards are slowly starting to appear.
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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2008, 08:13:26 PM »
I don't have a yard, I have a balcony.

I have a Weber Grill, two tomatoe plants, a chair, Bavarian wind chime, & the US flag hanging on the wall.
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Offline ASTAC

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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2008, 08:35:32 PM »
Nothing on my porch since it's not allowed in my complex...and obviously no yard (being an apartment)

Porches in the neighborhood across the tracks are full of these though

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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2008, 08:37:56 PM »
What's in my yard?  I watermelon you not...A peacock.  Shows up every other day.  My daughter feeds it goldfish crackers and rice cakes.  Likes her the most b/c of that.

Oh, I did put up a small string of jack-o-lantern lights and carved a real one.  Daughter loves pointing them out to me at night.

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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2008, 08:39:10 PM »
What do they call a female Peacock?

Peacock, peahen, peafowl.

What's in my yard?  Friggin moles.

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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2008, 08:47:02 PM »
Nothing on my porch since it's not allowed in my complex...and obviously no yard (being an apartment)

Porches in the neighborhood across the tracks are full of these though

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i've seen those.

no, wait, maybe it was ACORN's or pine cone carvings.

from a little distance they all look alike.

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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2008, 08:48:50 PM »
What do they call a female Peacock?

 :lol
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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2008, 08:52:26 PM »
Nothing on my porch since it's not allowed in my complex...and obviously no yard (being an apartment)

Porches in the neighborhood across the tracks are full of these though

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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2008, 08:56:25 PM »
So your neighborhood is full of porch monkeys?



You said it...not me..
I assume you're taking it back for us?
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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2008, 09:23:10 PM »
What do they call a female Peacock?

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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2008, 09:25:43 PM »
So your neighborhood is full of porch monkeys?


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Offline rabbidrabbit

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Re: yard and porch decorations
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2008, 09:27:41 PM »
You said it...not me..
I assume you're taking it back for us?

What else would you call a monkey you put on a porch?  Are those things collectibles?