Well, you're close but if it was a real squeeker it would be more like this:
MAYDAY...MAYDAY!! STUCK IN TREE (WANTED TO SEE SQUIRREL WITH CAMERA). MAP GRID 18-6-7 TWO CLICKS WEST OF V43. BRING PANZER WITH HE...NEED RESCUE!! HELP!!!
Do you really think the squeakers could tell map grids and 'clicks'? I mean comeon... it'd be more like this...
MAYDAY MAYDAY A C47 JUST RAMMED ME (NOOB!!!!) PLZ IM STUCK IN A TREE NEED SOMEONE TO CALL 9!! PLZZZZZZZZZZ! HELP.......
where you then laugh, poke jokes, then do the ever famous /.squelch (all noobs) command that I'm waiting for!!
