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Wow! Congratulations on your operation, Ralph. I never would have guessed.
Amazing you could actually recruit that much suck into one squad.
Glock, close your eyes! Too inappropriate for you!
Hey that my mom.
Can I have her phone number?
Sure it 620-227-3495 shh don't tell her it me.
Doh! You teaser... Who's Jose Gonzalez?
That my other secret family.
You're a very naughty boy! (Image removed from quote.)