But you forget that we always keep a willing supply of sheep well concealed for just such an occasion. A cow, though adequate in a pinch, would require the use of a step ladder which is forbidden after the great whowasit broke his neck in a fall from said device in a moment of extreme ecstasy.
Who is this Neary squeaking in the wings? And why does he persist in viewing dumb people?
And please do not defecate, deficate, or whatever in our direction or we will be forced to unleash our secret weapon that will leave your fields barren of sheep, cows, and even the occasional ferret.
And might I remind you, blaugh blaugh blaugh, blaugh blaugh, blaugh blaugh blaugh blaugh.
Nuff Said!