Well since I fairly new to the squad board I thought I would see if can get away with one transgression. Hehe!.
Anyway, I have adapted this old song, okay plagerized, stolen, or ripped off. Apologies to the author.
This is purely fictional and in no way represents any particular group or person

On the first day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me
A Falcon in a pear tree(Hehe, hit a tree).
On the second day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me
Two newbies popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree (I’m down).
On the third day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree (Take over Dads).
On the fourth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Four combat radio calls,,
Three wayward Goon Drivers,
Two Newbies Popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree (Geeze).
On the fifth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two popping newbies,
And a Falcon in a pear tree(Good grief).
On the sixth day of Combat,
The NOE brought to me,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two Newbies popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree.(Dern it!)
On the seventh day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a falcon in a pear tree.(Who cut in front of me when I was shooting)
On the eighth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a falcon in a pear tree. ( For gosh sakes what was that)
On the ninth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Son of a Suckerfish, what the H’ll)
On the tenth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Ten squeakers squeaking,
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Good lord why is there a tree there. Who would put a tree there!) .
On the eleventh day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Eleven knits a ranting,
Ten squeakers squeaking,
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Hitech must be out of his freaking mind, lordy) .
On the twelfth day of Combat,
the NOE brought to me
Twelve raving rooks,
Eleven knits a ranting,
Ten squeakers squeaking,
Nine hi alt preachers,
Eight furballers a furballing,
Seven flamers a flaming,
Six base captures,
Five golden perkies,
Four combat radio calls,
Three wayward goon drivers,
Two newbies a popping,
And a Falcon in a pear tree. ( Dirty so and so’s, what the freaking H’ll was that #*$%. Those sorry anal retentive maroons. No one in their right %#^* mind would put a tree in the middle of this %#$# field, Ooops hehe, been PNG’d) .
I'm weak. I just had to post it. Originally posted in Rolling Thunder Forum.
BTW We Bishops hoard with more than that. 11 aint nutin!
