Say Hello to my Little Friends
In Skuzzy's Revenge
Starring
Skuzzy
Zipcode aka 9021HO
Hitech
HTC Crew
and featuring the return of special guest
Ack-Ack dressed up as the Penut Butter Jelly Time dude
(his P-38 with the Auto Retracting Flaps is in the hanger for repairs)
It was a fun night out for the boys and gal of HiTech Creations
bar hopping, doing the Duval Street crawl
when in all of his drunkeness Skuzzy
had an idea. Through his stumbling and mumbling
he said to the whole bar
"I've had an apostrophe!" HT tells him
"dont you mean a epiphany" Skuzzy replies "yeah thats what I said". So in his drunken stooper
Skuzzy (the one on the right) explains his idea for total ownage
of the shade killers
and the forums. In a speach that was slurred enough to blow well over a .08 on the alcosensor Skuzzy says "The ownage ov my strats that has been owned before I call it the umm...BELCH...yuck...I Shade Killing Detection System call it...bar tender anoffer scotch pleez" and them he falls flat on his face taking a whole table with him
. So after a few days of a massive hangover
Skuzzy begins work on his new Shade Killing Detection System otherwise know as Operation Penut Butter Jelly Time
. His days of riding the 10 speed
were near an end, he was going to move up to a moped
.
Meanwhile in a far off corner of the latewar areana our little friend 9021HO
was busy working his was up in the ranks looking for that number 1 slot. 9021HO was landing 20 kills at a time
and was named the top rank of latewar until Operation Penut Butter Jelly time was released
(Ack-Ack didn't shave this day). The forum became flooded with accusing
threads of shade killers
and milk runners
and Skuzzy's plan began to work
. Thread after thread began getting Skuzzified
. Skuzzy ownage was prevaling and the keys to the moped
were getting closer and then as Skuzzy was jumping around the office with joy
, he trips over the server power cord and closes down every areana in the game
. The keys to the moped just slipped through his fingers
. But Skuzzy still had Operation Penut Butter Jelly Time
and the wonderful ol' lock button
.
