 C
Cheap 
Engineering
Sh*tty
Service
No
Airspeed
( I must confess.. I'd Rather see a Cessna in my Hangar than a Lear(60) for work.... but hey... they both pay the bills...)  

British Aerospace (BAe) was always 
Bring 
Another 
Engine
 Because ....ya know  BAe146 had four engines... it needed 5   

 The ole PBA Airline....( Provincetown Boston Airlines) was ALWAYS 
Probably 
Be 
Alright
 or   
Pine 
Box 
Airlines
When the Denver Intn'l Airport (DIA) first opened up...( Baggage system wasn't working ....)
Dis 
Is 
Asinine
 I have more...... 
