Converting Vegetarians

[Serenity]

Salads are what food eats!

My new slogan

[Treize69]

If cooked right, squirrel doesn't taste that gamey.  And, like any wild game that you want to get the gamey taste out of, soak the meat in salt water for a little while (usually overnight).  It helps tremendously with taking that wild taste away. 

Another trck we use (we only do this with duck breast) is to soak the meat in buttermilk overnight.  It draws the blood out and takes the wild taste away as well.  I'm not sure if it works on other meat.

I remember when they served Rabbit in the messhall at Knox. I couldn't convince the city boys that it wasn't chicken (even though its much better than chicken) until I made them ask the guys working KP that day.

Mmmmm.... rabbit.....

[bongaroo]

Wild game is absolutely the BEST meat you can eat.  It's not processed and pumped with that organic crap. 

Think about what you said there for a bit.  Are you sure you didn't mean to say that wild game is organic and that it isn't pumped full of growth horomones and junk?

 

[gpwurzel]

Whilst shore based in the Royal Navy, I went vegetarian (pretty much to annoy the slop jockeys  ) - lasted a whole 5 years then some git made me a bacon sandwich (came to realise what exactly I was missing out on). Never looked back since lol.......


mmmmmmm, steak.....


Wurzel

[dunnrite]

I used to have a bumper sticker that read "Vegetarian is an Indian word for Poor Hunter".

[boxboy28]

What most Veggies dont understand as well is the fact that they are contributing to Global Warming.

Their diet makes them produce more methane...... and every com left living due to there lack of beef intake, prduces more methane too!

STOP GLOBAL WARMING EAT BEEF!

[Treize69]

Eating a steak in front of a vegatarian is almost as much fun as eating bacon in front of a muslim. 

[Fencer51]

Two stories..

Whilst in college our speech teacher was a tiny little lady who was always pale and sickly.  She made no bones about being a vegatarian.  One Friday she failed to show for class.  Seems on Thursday night she was celebrating her birthday and for some reason had a steak.  She ended up in the emergency room and spent 2 days in the hospital. 

My sister-in-law and her husband are both Veggies.  When they come over for the Holidays my Wife always seats them right in front of the meat platter, be it Turkey or Ham.      Also they LOVE my mom's Baked Beans.  I laugh every time because my mom puts bacon grease into the beans for flavoring.     Ahh tradition.

[Rich46yo]

I married a vegatarian, tho shes not hard core. She'll eat eggs and cheese.

She loves hunting, shooting, fishing...ect, and the 2nd mendment. So that makes her one of us.

I got a sister in law whos a hard core PETA type. But lately shes been spotted with a Big Mac on her breath.

You know I love that organic cooking
I always ask for more
And they call me Mr Natural
On down to the health food store
I only eat good sea salt
White sugar don't touch my lips
And my friends is always begging me
To take them on macrobiotic trips
Yes, they are

Oh, but at night I stake out my strong box
That I keep under lock and key
And I take it off to my closet
Where nobody else can see
I open that door so slowly
Take a peek up north and south
Then I pull out a Hostess Twinkie
And I pop it in my mouth

Yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me

Well, at lunchtime you can always find me
At the Whole Earth Vitamin Bar
Just sucking on my plain white yogurt
From my hand thrown pottery jar
And sippin' a little hand pressed cider
With a carrot stick for dessert
And wiping my face in a natural way
On the sleeve of my peasant shirt
Oh, yeah

Ah, but when that clock strikes midnight
And I'm all by myself
I work that combination on my secret hideaway shelf
And I pull out some Fritos corn chips
Dr Pepper and an ole Moon Pie
Then I sit back in glorious expectation
Of a genuine junk food high

Oh yeah, in the daytime I'm Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
Oh, but at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me

My friends down at the commune
They think I'm pretty neat
Oh, I don't know nothing about arts and crafts
But I give 'em all something to eat
I'm a friend to old Euell Gibbons
And I only eat home grown spice
I got a John Keats autographed Grecian urn
Filled up with my brown rice
Yes, I do

Oh, folks but lately I hae been spotted
With a Big Mac on my breath
Stumbling into a Colonel Sanders
With a face as white as death
I'm aftraid someday they'll find me
Just stretched out on my bed
With a handful of Pringles potato chips
And a Ding Dong by my head

In the daytime I'm Mr Natural
Just as healthy as I can be
But at night I'm a junk food junkie
Good lord have pity on me

[Gh0stFT]

if i meet a veggie, and he start to talk and ask questions, i just answere i need my proteins, especialy after
a heavy training best thing is a steak, if he still dont understand it i show him my 6pack and some other muscles LOL

[Anodizer]

disagree.  The best meat you can get:  Venison

Hmmm.... Kobe Beef vs. Venison....
Uh, yeah....  That's a given....
Kobe all the way...

[Anodizer]

I've got a shirt that says that 

Wild game is absolutely the BEST meat you can eat.  It's not processed and pumped with that organic crap.  Very good for you, too!

All that organic crap?  You are really mis-informed sir...  Respectfully....
I'd much rather eat something that is certified organic as opposed to what you
normally get at the grocery store that is chock full of hormones, antibiotics, etc.

As far as wild-game...  I'm all about game...  My restaurant serves game during certain times of the year...
It all depends on what that particular animal's diet..  Deer and boar that eat soy taste like crap... 

Don't know if you've ever had Kobe Beef before...  But I guarantee it beats ANY and ALL game meat...

 

[Banshee7]

yeah yeah i misworded it in my original post...early in the morning for me 

Think about what you said there for a bit.  Are you sure you didn't mean to say that wild game is organic and that it isn't pumped full of growth horomones and junk?

 

All that organic crap?  You are really mis-informed sir...  Respectfully....
I'd much rather eat something that is certified organic as opposed to what you
normally get at the grocery store that is chock full of hormones, antibiotics, etc.

As far as wild-game...  I'm all about game...  My restaurant serves game during certain times of the year...
It all depends on what that particular animal's diet..  Deer and boar that eat soy taste like crap... 

Don't know if you've ever had Kobe Beef before...  But I guarantee it beats ANY and ALL game meat...

 

[Serenity]

I married a vegatarian, She loves hunting, shooting, fishing...ect, and the 2nd mendment. So that makes her one of us.

So... If she'll shoot it, why won't she eat it?!?