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Offline oakranger

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products made from a cow
« on: November 30, 2008, 11:08:39 PM »
Most people do realized that everyday products are from a cow.  Somebody should informed PETA and vegetarians that they are screwed. 
they are broke it down to Medical, Food, and General/Industrial categories: Just from one cow.

GENERAL MEDICAL & HEALTH CARE PRODUCTS
 
antibodies (immunoglobins)
beef insulin
bovine collagen - used as injections to fill in scars
bovine fibrinolysin (brand name- Elase) ointment for necrotic tissue
bovine super oxide - dismutase cream (Orgotein) - cosmetic skin cream to
prevent tissue aging.
bovine thrombin (brand name- Thrombinar) clotting agent for blood
culture medium - diagnosis
fetal bovine serum - tissue cultures
Hyaluronidase - efficient drug use
PTH - control tetany
pegademase - bovine derivative (brand name- Adagen)
- for patients who are immuno-compromised...helps prevent
white blood cells from breaking down.
pill capsules - GELATIN
whole serum - vaccine manufacturing
 
PRODUCTS FROM OVARIES
estrogen
progesterone - a reproductive hormone
 
PRODUCT FROM STOMACHS
pepsin - aid in protein digestion
rennet - aid in milk digestion
 
PRODUCTS FROM THYROIDS
bovine thyroid (Thyrar) a thyroid replacement
TSH - thyroid diagnosis
thyroid extract - hypothrodism
thyroid hormones
myxedema
cretinism
 
PRODUCTS FROM ADRENALS
cortisone - for arthritis, skin allergies, anti-inflammatory medicine
epinephrine - aid in raising blood pressure, heart disorders, and allergies
 
PRODUCTS FROM LIVERS
heparin - anti-coagulant, prevents gangrene
liver extract - treatment of anemia
intrinsic factor - pernicious anemia
Vitamin B12 - prevention of B-complex deficiencies
 
PRODUCTS FROM LUNGS
heparin - anti-coagulant, prevents gangrene
 
PRODUCTS FROM BLOOD
plasma protein
blood albumin - RH factor typing
Fraction I - hemophilia
Fraction V - kills viruses
iron for anemia
thrombin - blood coagulant
protein extracts
diagnostic microbiology
 
PRODUCTS FROM HOG HEARTS
heart valves for human transplant
 
PRODUCTS FROM INTESTINES
medical sutures - surgery
 
PRODUCTS FROM BONES
bone marrow - blood disorders
bone meal - calcium and phosphorous source
mineral source in supplements
collagen and bone for plastic surgery
soft cartilage - plastic surgery
xiphisternal cartilage (breastbone) plastic surgery
 
PRODUCTS FROM PANCREAS
chymotrypsin - contact surgery
diastase - aid in starch digestion
glucagon - treat hypoglycemia
insulin - diabetes mellitus
pancreatin - aid digestion
trypsin - for burns, wounds, and infection - promotes healing - aid in
protein
digestion and in cleaning wounds
 
PRODUCTS FROM PITUITARY GLANDS
ACTH - arthritis, allergies, rheumatic fever, skin and eye inflammations
pressor hormone - regulates blood pressure
prolactin - promotes lactation
vasopressin - controls intestinal and renal functions
 
PRODUCTS FROM SPINAL CORDS
cholesterol - hormone products
 
OTHER MEDICAL AND HEALTH CARE PRODUCTS
nitroglycerine
antibodies (immunoglobins)
beef insulin
bovine collagen - used as injections to fill in scars
bovine fibrinolysin (Elase - brand name) ointment for use on necrotic
tissue
bovine super oxide - dismutase cream (Orgotein) - cosmetic skin cream to
prevent tissue aging
bovine thrombin (Thrombinar - brand name) clotting agent for blood
culture medium - diagnosis
fetal bovine serum - tissue cultures
Hyaluronidase - efficient drug use
PTH - control tetany
pegademase - bovine derivative (Adagen - brand name) -
- for patients who are immuno-compromised
- helps prevent white blood cells from breaking down.
pill capsules - GELATIN
whole serum - vaccine manufacturing
 
 
*** GENERAL FOOD PRODUCTS ***
 
PRODUCTS FROM CATTLE, SHEEP, HOG FLESH
a huge variety of fresh, frozen, and pre-cooked meats
and prepared and processed meat products
 
PRODUCTS FROM MILK/DAIRY
butter
casein (proteins)
cheese and cheese products
cream
food ethanol
ice cream and ice cream mixes
lactose (carbohydrates)
milk powder
sherbet
whey (proteins)
fats (lipids)
yogurt
 
PRODUCTS FROM FATS AND FATTY ACIDS (edible)
chewing gum
lard
oleo margarine
oleo shortening
oleostearin
pharmaceuticals
rennet for cheese (sheep)
rennet for cheese (sheep)
shortening
 
PRODUCTS FROM BLOOD
blood sausage
bone meal
cake mixes
deep-fry batters
egg substitute
gravy mixes
imitation seafood
pasta
whipped toppings and coffee whiteners
 
PRODUCTS FROM BONES
whitener in refined sugar
 
PRODUCTS FROM BONE, HORNS, AND HOOVES
gelatin capsules
gelatin deserts
ice cream, malts and shakes
marshmallow
potted meats
 
PRODUCTS FROM INTESTINES
sausage casings
 
PRODUCTS FROM HIDES and SKINS
sausage casings
gelatin
candies and confectionery
flavorings
foods
gelatin desserts
ice cream
marshmallows
mayonnaise
yogurt
 
 
*** INDUSTRIAL AND CONSUMER PRODUCTS ***
 
PRODUCTS FROM MILK
adhesives
animal feed
buttons
carriers for human medicine
cosmetics
glue
pharmaceuticals
sizing
specialty plastics
veterinary medicines
 
PRODUCTS FROM BLOOD
adhesives
bone marrow
bone meal
fabric printing and dyeing
leather-treating agents
livestock feed
minerals
plaster retardant
plywood adhesive
diagnostic microbiology
from colloidal proteins - glue for automobile bodies
protein source in feeds
sticking agent
textile sizing
 
PRODUCTS FROM BONES
bone charcoal
pencils
high grade steel
bone handles
bone jewelry
mineral source in feed
fertilizer
dried bones
buttons
bone china
glass
porcelain enamel
water filters
whitener in refined sugar
 
PRODUCTS FROM BONE, HORNS, AND HOOVES
adhesives
bandage strips
collagen cold cream
cellophane wrap and tape
crochet needles
dice
dog biscuits
emery boards and cloth
fertilizer
glycerine
laminated wood products
neatsfoot oil
photographic film
plywood and paneling
shampoo and conditioner
wallpaper and wallpaper paste
syringes
 
PRODUCTS FROM BRAINS
anti-aging cream
cholesterol
 
PRODUCTS FROM FATS AND FATTY ACIDS (edible and inedible)
animal foods
biodegradable detergents
biodiesel
cellophane
cement
ceramics
chalk
chemicals
cosmetics
crayons
creams and lotions (sheep)
deodorants
detergents
explosives
fertilizer
fiber softeners
floor wax
glycerin
glycerol
antifreeze
herbicides
horse and livestock feeds
industrial oils and lubricants
insecticides
insulation
linoleum
livestock feed
lubricants
makeup
matches
medicines
mink oil
nitroglycerine
oil polishes
ointment bases
oleostearin
paints
paraffin
perfumes
pet foods
pharmaceuticals
plasticizers
plastics
printing rollers
protein hair conditioner
protein hair shampoo
putty
rubber products
shaving cream
shoe cream
soaps
solvents
stearic acid (sheep)
tallow for tanning
textiles
tires
water proofing agents
weed killers
 
PRODUCTS FROM GALLSTONES
ornaments
 
PRODUCTS FROM HAIR
air filters
artist's paint brush
felt and rug padding
insulation material
non-wovens
plastering material
textiles
upholstering material
 
PRODUCTS FROM HIDES and SKINS
belts
collagen-based adhesives (from trimmings)
bandages
emery boards
glues -for papermaking, bookbinding, cabinetmaking
sheetrock
wallpaper
drum head (sheep)
pharmaceuticals
photographic materials
leather sporting goods
leather wearing apparel
luggage
pigskin garments, gloves, and shoes
porcine burn dressings for burn victims
shoes and boots
upholstery
wallets
 
PRODUCTS FROM HOOVES AND HORNS
chessmen
combs
buttons
fertilizer
horn handles
imitation ivory
inedible bone meal
livestock feeds
ornaments
piano keys
plant food
 
PRODUCTS FROM INTESTINES
instrument strings
sausage casings
tennis racquet strings
 
PRODUCTS FROM MANURE
fertilizer - used in gardens, lawns and farm cropland
nitrogen
potash
phosphorus
minor minerals
 
OTHER PRODUCTS FROM CATTLE SOURCES
airplane lubricants and runway foam
car polishes and waxes
hydraulic brake fluid
Stearic acid - helps rubber in tires hold shape under steady surface
friction
steel ball bearings containing bone charcoal
textiles for car upholstery
various machine oils and viscous fluids
 
PRODUCTS FROM WOOL
asphalt binder
carpet
clothing
cosmetics
fabrics
felt
insulation
lanolin
medical ointments
paint and plaster binder
pelt products
rouge base
rug pads
upholstery
woolen goods
worsted fabric
yarns
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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2008, 11:23:22 PM »
All things MacGuyver can produce from a cow with the tip of a ball point pen and a ladle.
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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2008, 11:28:30 PM »
All things MacGuyver can produce from a cow with the tip of a ball point pen and a ladle.
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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2008, 05:24:02 AM »
Wool and more interestingly pig hearts? cows truly are a gift from god. :)






 
PRODUCTS FROM HOG HEARTS
heart valves for human transplant
 

 
PRODUCTS FROM WOOL
asphalt binder
carpet
clothing
cosmetics
fabrics
felt
insulation
lanolin
medical ointments
paint and plaster binder
pelt products
rouge base
rug pads
upholstery
woolen goods
worsted fabric
yarns

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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2008, 07:21:02 AM »
you forgot to list CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the most important part of the cow.


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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #5 on: December 01, 2008, 07:32:22 AM »
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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #6 on: December 01, 2008, 07:48:55 AM »
or double cheeseburgers are good
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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2008, 11:55:19 AM »
Most critical product from hogs.

BACON!
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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #8 on: December 01, 2008, 12:00:45 PM »
Most critical product from hogs.

BACON!

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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #9 on: December 01, 2008, 12:18:01 PM »
you forgot to list CHEESEBURGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the most important part of the cow.


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cheeseburger,  aggggggg
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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #10 on: December 01, 2008, 12:21:54 PM »
truly amazing.... :O
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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #11 on: December 01, 2008, 05:04:33 PM »
"Most people do realized that everyday products are from a cow." - oak ranger

and yet, most people CAN conjugate simple sentences and even spell check them for accuracy.

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Re: products made from a cow
« Reply #12 on: December 01, 2008, 05:48:55 PM »
T-Bones, prime rib and boots is about all I want a bovine for. :D
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« Reply #13 on: December 01, 2008, 06:09:44 PM »

and yet, most people CAN conjugate simple sentences and even spell check them for accuracy.



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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2008, 07:06:14 PM »
See Rule #6