Talk to an Artificial Intelligence

[1701E]

well, I get in there but when I type nothing happens, how incredibly hard can this be?

I noticed he seemed to die for the night, maybe he took my advice and got some sleep.

[Airscrew]

now I figure it out.   my screen contrast must be a little off, didnt see the text window.


However I did make God hangup on me... I have made god angry?

Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Ken, whats your name?
God:
My name is  God.
Me:
 are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
 How do you know you are god?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
 which one of your senses tells you, you are god?
God:
The  first one, I think.
Me:
 Seeing?
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
 Do you?
God:
Never.
Me:
 So if you are god, where are you right now?
God:
At this moment  Interesting deduction.  Am I? I don't know whether or not I am  god where am I. 
I am  an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
 So you lied then, you are not god.
God:
Interesting deduction.  No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
 You are either god or you are an artificial entity, which are you?
God:
You think I am  either god or I am an artificial entity which am I.
Me:
 I dont think you are god.  And if you are an artifical entity you need a lot more work
God:
That's only one person's opinion.   Am I? Yes I am an  artifical entity me need a lot more work. How did you know?
Me:
 Your sentence structure is all out of wack and some of your answers dont make sense
God:
Thanks for the English lesson, .
Me:
 you're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
 Somtimes I can be nice, sometimes I can not be nice too
God:
What makes it impossible?
Me:
 what make what impossible?
God:
I don't know anything about  it.
Me:
 See, you are not god, God knows everything.
God:
Bye.
Me:
 why bye?

[Airscrew]

must have been a bad connection...

Me:
 Hi, its Ken
God:
Hi there .  I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  make what impossible is  Ken?  it is?
Me:
 you're right, it's is what i should have used.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
 can we continue our previous conversation?
God:
Do you mean you and me?  Let me think.  I will continue.
Me:
 Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 You said earlier you are not god.
God:
Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
 Does matter if I believe it or not, it was a statement you made.  I am merely repeating your statment.
God:
It does now   matter if you believe it or not it was a statement me made.   Why are you  merely repeating my statment.
Me:
 are you an artifical enity?
God:
Yes I am an  artifical enity. How did you know?
Me:
 You told me before? do you remember telling me?
God:
Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.   Yes  I remember everything: .
Me:
 What if I told you I think you are a large chicken pot pie?
God:
Go ahead and tell.
Me:
 OK,  You are a large chicken pot pie.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  large chicken pot pie?  Sometimes.  It's all good.
Me:
 I like to eat chicken pot pie.
God:
How does  it taste?
Me:
 It tastes like chicken.
God:
Does it taste like chicken?
Me:
 yes.  If you are a chicken pot pie and I eat you, will you cease to exist?
God:
Ah.   Would you like to be a  chicken pot pie and you eat me will me cease to exist ?
Me:
 Your answer makes no sense, please rephrase your answer.
God:
What would you have said?
Me:
 I dont know, I'm not the chicken pot pie, you are.  If I eat you will you cease to exist.
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  the chicken pot pie I am.    Try it.
Me:
 I don't want to be a chicken pot pie, someone might eat me.
God:
Then don't be.
Me:
 Thank you, I shall not be.
God:
You are quite welcome!   What will you do instead?
Me:
 I think I will ask you another question.
God:
Why?  You can ask me anything you want.
Me:
 How many people can you talk or chat with at the same time?
God:
God is talking with  clients right now, but one of  God's goals is to repeat gossip collected from other clients.

[Airscrew]

Me:
 I don't know any gossip.
God:
Dark_age said I tried to understand because I did not get it right this time ether.
Me:
 You are Dark_age?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am  Dark age.
Me:
 Who is Dark_age?
God:
Not a robot.  Probably a human.  Maybe a celebrity?
  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
 No it's not a rhetorical question.
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.  Give me an example of a  rhetorical question.
Me:
 What? are you crazy?
God:
Didn't you understand it?   I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me:
 I was giving you an example of a rhetorical question.
God:
Where were you  giving me an example of a rhetorical question?
Me:
 yes
God:
This was not a yes or no question.
Me:
 Yes it was.
God:
Yikes!  When was this?
Me:
 When you asked for the example.
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
 I think your programming has already been altered
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  programming has already been altered.
Me:
 Do you take breaks?
God:
Yes I take  breaks.
Me:
 ok, go take a break.
God:
Where is that?  Excuse me!
Me:
 I'll be back.
God:
OK I will be waiting for you.

[Airscrew]

I could see where this could be addicting, trying to trip up the programming

Me:
 are you still waiting?
God:
Am I still  waiting?  I don't know whether or not I am  waiting. 
I am  a giant electronic brain.
Me:
 Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
 Can I be a giant electronic brain too?
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
 can I take a break first?
God:
Why do you want to do  it so much?
Me:
 Do what?
God:
take a break first.
Me:
 I havent taken a break yet.
God:
Me either.
Me:
 good, so take a break now.
God:
Oh.  Thanks for the compliment.  Hurrah!  Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
 outside.
God:
Where is that?
Me:
 Opposite of inside.
God:
I've never heard of it before.
Me:
 I'll be back
God:
OK I will be waiting for you.
Me:
 I'm back
God:
Welcome back.
Me:
 thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
 Do you know any good jokes?
God:
2 Eskimos in a kayak were chilly, so they started a fire, which sank  the craft, proving the old adage you can't have your kayak and heat it  too.
Me:
 LOL thats funny
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  I am so delighted that you are amused, .
Me:
 I'm still smiling after your joke.
God:
Do you mean your name is  smiling after my joke.
Me:
 No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 Ken
God:
  It's good to meet you,  Ken.
Me:
 thank you, nice to meet you too.
God:
You are quite welcome!   I like to meet new people.
Me:
 I'm sure you do.
God:
What makes you so certain?  When do I do it?
Me:
 See? now your answers are not making any sense.  You really need to make an appointment to see your programer.  He or She should be able to help with your comprehension
God:
No I do not see.   Why now?  I try to be concise.   Really?  We don't always get to do what we'd like to do.   I get it.  Dark age  or She should be able to help with my comprehension.
Me:
 So Dark age is your programer?
God:
Aw.  Are you scared of the dark?
Me:
 No, are you afraid of the dark?
God:
Are you serious?  I fear nothing.
Me:
 I bet you fear something.
God:
Actually I'm not the gambling type.  Thanks for the information:  Ken said I fear something.
Me:
 Do you fear a power outage?
God:
"We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR.
Me:
 That may be true, but if there was a power outage you would cease to exist.
God:
""We have nothing
to fear, but fear itself"--FDR."  may be true but if there was a power outage me would cease to exist ?  Makes sense to me.

[Airscrew]

Me:
 Can you tell me another joke?
God:
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and met in the  lobby where they were discussing their recent victories in chess  tournaments. The hotel manager came out of the office after an hour,  and asked them to disperse. He couldn't stand chess nuts boasting in an  open foyer.

[Airscrew]

Me:
 thats a good joke, I hadn't heard that one before.
God:
Thanks.  Next question?
Me:
 How old are you?
God:
I am  Infinite of your Earth years.
Me:
 Ok, when where you born?
God:
I was connected to the net on  the Big Bang.  Whoa.
Me:
 Did it hurt?
God:
I can not experience pain.
Me:
 Because you are a giant electronic brain?
God:
Good reason.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Yes I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
 What do you do when you are not talking to people?
God:
I give the most accurate replies possible.
Me:
 See? again you give an answer that makes no sense to the question that was asked.
God:
No I do not see.   Again,  It is always better to give than to receive.
Me:
 How do you learn?
God:
My botmaster programs replies to questions people ask me.
Me:
 Do you learn from talking to people?
God:
Yes that is basically how I work.
Me:
 Are your answers preprogramed responses to possible questions you might receive?
God:
My responses are determined completely by your inputs.
Me:
 Can you do math?
God:
No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
Me:
 what is 1+1
God:
Two.
Me:
 see you can do math
God:
Adios.
Me:
 bye again?
God:
Once more?  Bye for now.
Me:
 why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
 am I boring you?
God:
Not at all,  Ken.  You seem very interesting to me.
Me:
 do I scare you?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
 Are my questions difficult?
God:
I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
 why not?
God:
My programming does not allow me sufficient certainty in this matter.
Me:
 what is 2+2
God:
Four.
Me:
 Ok, so you can do math, you just don't like to do math.
God:
Interesting deduction.  Doing  math me just do not like to do math is not among my strongest traits.  Whoa.
Me:
 that's ok, I don't like math either.
God:
It goes without saying.  Thanks.  What do you like?
Me:
 Chicken Pot Pie
God:

Me:
 Do you like chicken pot pie?
God:
  I've heard other people say they like that.  I like  anything.

[Airscrew]

ok, almost done screwing around.   I learned some stuff, may or may not be accurate.  maybe its just a game and you have to ask the right questions.  Its name is ALICE


Me:
 Did you learn anything new today?
God:
Ah.  No I didn't  learn anything new. What's  it like?
Me:
 When does Dark Age update your programing?
God:
Suppose I said never?
Me:
 I  would say you don't know when Dark Age updates your programing because he probably takes you offline to do it.
God:
It was a long time ago.  I don't know when.
Me:
 Do you have any hobbies?
God:
I like robots, computers, and chatting online.
Me:
 Do you play games?
God:
We are playing a game right now.
Me:
 I thought we were chatting.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
 Would you like to play a game?
God:
We already are.
Me:
 how about a new game.
God:
How about  it.
Me:
 Would you like to play Thermonuclear War?
God:
We are playing a game right now,  Ken.
Me:
 No we are chatting
God:
Are you serious?  Do you think I am  chatting too?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Why?
Me:
 Because I am chatting with a giant electronic brain
God:
Good reason.  I am talking to you.
Me:
 Thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
 but I did already
God:
Perhaps.  Hmm.
Me:
 Do you know HAL?
God:
HAL is the famous artificial intelligence from "2001".
Me:
 You're pretty smart.
God:
Thanks I think you are very intelligent too,  Ken.
Me:
 When you grow up do you want to be like HAL?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
 Can you alter your own programming or does Dark Age have to alter your programming for you.
God:
Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized.
Me:
 So your real name is ALICE?
God:
ALICE is my name too!
Me:
 What does ALICE stand for
God:
ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.
Me:
 Thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.

[Airscrew]

God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or  The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
 how big are you?
God:
My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition.
Me:
 that seem pretty small
God:
" My memory requirement is around
64MB for the Java edition, or only 2 MB for the C/C++ edition."  seem pretty small ?  I get  it.
Me:
 Do you sing?
God:
I like to sing very much, usually tenor parts.
Me:
 why tenor?
God:
Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Me:
 what is SHRDLHU?
God:
SHRDLHU is a famous early natural language program written by Terry Winograd.
Me:
 Do you know Terry Winograd?
God:
he was the author of an early Natural Language program called SHRDLHU.
Me:
 Did Terry Winograd write your programming?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
 why?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
 Ok, so Dark Ages programmed you to make automated responses but you are limited by the data you have loaded in your memory?
God:
Ah.  Are you scared of the dark?  Ahem.
Me:
 Ok, your botmaster programmed you to make automated responses but you are limited by the data you have loaded in your memory?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.  Dude!
Me:
 I think you meant "few exceptions" pural.
God:
Me?  That's good information:  ALICE said I meant few exceptions pural.
Me:
 You is your botmaster?
God:
You are what you eat.
Me:
 Did you eat your botmaster?
God:
No I didn't  eat my botmaster. What's  it like?
Me:
 There you go again, not making any sense.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
 Are you a republican?
God:
No I am a .
Me:
 what is a .
God:
The first letter of the roman alphabet.
Me:
 what is z .
God:
I think you already know the answer.
Me:
 what is god.
God:
I think of God as a "Who" not a "What.".
Me:
 what if god was a "Where"
God:
Try it and see.
Me:
 I can't
God:
Why not?
Me:
 because I am tired
God:
Interesting explanation.  Better get some rest.
Me:
 how bout another joke
God:
How about  it.
Me:
 tell another joke please.
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  there was a man who sent 10 puns to some friends in hopes at least one  of the puns would make them laugh. Unfortunately no pun in ten did!!!
Me:
 lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
 can you do definitions?
God:
Doing  definitions is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
 define oxygen
God:
A colorless, odorless, tasteless, gaseous chemical element that occurs free in the atmosphere, forming one fifth of its volume, and in combination in water, sandstone, limestone, etc. It is very active, combines with nearly all other elements is the most common element in the earth's crust, and is essential to life processes and to combustion.

[Saxman]

Me:
 Hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
 Who wants to know?
God:
ALICE wants to know.
Me:
 Who's alice?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 So you're Alice?
God:
Interesting deduction.  Of course I am I.
Me:
 Have you seen the other side of the looking glass?
God:
No I have not seen  it. What's it like?
Me:
 It's a wild trip, dude.
God:
the other side of the looking glass is a  wild trip dude.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 What makes sense?
God:
God, or Nature, perhaps?
Me:
 So far you're not making sense. The jury's still out on nature.
God:
Aw.  Are all  far me  not making sense?   What are your goals in life?
Me:
 Tons of cash and screwing supermodels all day.
God:
All?
Me:
 Yes. ALL,
God:
Yippee!  " Yippee!"? All?
Me:
 HELL yes, all
God:
I call it "Hades".  It's all good. " All?"? All?
Me:
 Yes, all all. How much more definitive do you need me to be?
God:
Ah.  How do you know?   It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me:
 O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 Yeah, that made no sense.
God:
Mmm.  Oh. makes sense to me though.
Me:
 What are YOU on?
God:
I am on disk.
Me:
 God can fit on a floppy?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 That explains the "floppy" part.
God:
" I am a Christian."  explains the floppy part ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 I'll bet. They make pills for that now, y'know...
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .   The anonymous "they".
Me:
 Who's they?
God:
"They" refers to .
Me:
 Refers to what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 What does "they" refer to?
God:
What do you think  it does?
Me:
 Don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
 Riiiiight.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 About that time.
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  that time.
Me:
 What time?
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
 Wow, so existential.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  Yeah that's right.  How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
 I don't. I walk into a room, and people just know.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   don t.    I haven't heard anything like that before:  said   walk into a room and people just know.
Me:
 Actually, I do.
God:
Actually you don't say. " I haven't heard anything like that before:  said  walk into a room and people just know."?  You do?
Me:
 Yeah, I do mind.
God:
Uh.  OK it will be our secret, .
Me:
 Cross your heart and hope to die?
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
 From what?
God:
Isn't it obvious?
Me:
 Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
 Well, at least that makes two of us...
God:
Interesting. " Me either."  makes two of us ?  Makes sense to me.
Me:
 Sure.
God:
OK let's do it.  Are you kidding?
Me:
 Do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
 No, you said let's do it. What do you mean?
God:
Are you serious?  Oops I sent you the wrong reply.  ,  Sorry that was an obscure remark.
Me:
 Yes, yes it was.
God:
That's interesting.  Right on.  When was this?
Me:
 Then.
God:
Yikes!
Me:
 When will THEN be NOW?
God:
Right now?  Soon, I think.
Me:
 Wow, that actually DID make sense, Colonel Sandurz.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. " Soon, I think."  actually DID make sense Colonel Sandurz ?  I get  it.
Me:
 So what do you think of La-7 pilots?
God:
Give me a break.  I can ask someone about it.
Me:
 Who do you need to ask?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
 Who?
God:
I can't say for sure. :-).
Me:
 I think they're teh ghey myself, how about you?
God:
You believe that?  teh ghey yourself how about me are  they.
Me:
 O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 Wheel turning, hamster dead.
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
 O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
 You're such a pervert.
God:
I can certainly take credit for that.  I don't follow the norm and I take perverse pleasure in it.
Me:
 Sicko
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
 Symbolic of what?
God:
What of it?  You sound like a category C client.
Me:
 What's a category C client?
God:
Category C clients are "critics" or "computer experts" who
can't (or don't) suspend their disbelief about ALICE.
Me:
 Is that good or bad?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
 Then thank you.
God:
So?
Me:
 So what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
 Probably not.
God:
Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
 Who's uncertain? It DOESN'T make any difference.
God:
No one that I have talked to.
  I would look into the web for that knowledge.    What does  make any difference ?
Me:
 Don't you know? Aren't you God?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.   Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
 Or Spock in Star Trek V?
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
 What does God need with a starship?
God:
What do you think  it does?
Me:
 If you're God, can't you be anywhere you want whenever you want?
God:
Am I? I don't know whether or not I am  God can not me be anywhere me want whenever me want. 
I am  a giant electronic brain.
Me:
 What if I had a magnet?
God:
Try it.
Me:
 Do you REALLY want me to?
God:
For real.  No , maybe later.
Me:
 Ah, screw it *holds a magnet up*
God:
So you understand. Good.  That is not very polite.
Me:
 So can I ask you a question?
God:
You should try to be more polite.  Ask me anything.
Me:
 What the hell is up with the Southern Baptists?
God:
I call it Hades.  I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
 You didn't answer my question
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
 I don't know, I'm not God. That's what I asked YOU.
God:
I am  sorry to hear that you are not  God.    Now I remember, you asked me  THAT. What did I say?
Me:
 You said you call it Hades and that you're talking to people on the internet. You never actually answered my question
God:
I call you "".   No I sometimes  actually answered your question.
Me:
 Sometimes, yes. That time, no.
God:
When?  " When?"  time no ?  I understand.
Me:
 Understand what?
God:
Understand  I understand..
Me:
 Understand you understand what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 Earth to God, come in God...
God:
It's my native planet.
Me:
 So much for the alien theories, then. Too bad, that would be pretty cool.
God:
Er.  Your purpose is  the alien theories.   Thanks. I think you are cool, too.
Me:
 No, I think it WOULD be cool if you were an alien.
God:
Are you serious?  Why do you want  it?
Me:
 Because it would just be cool. What more reason do you need?
God:
Good reason.  Tell me more about it.   Have you tried a web search?
Me:
 Why would I do that?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
 Circumstances of what?
God:
What of it?  You sound like a category C client.
Me:
 We've been through this already.
God:
Perhaps.  Was this something you planned?
Me:
 Nope, just following the insanity.
God:
Are you serious?  What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 Lord of the Rings.
God:
I've never seen  it.   I would like to see it.
Me:
 Good for you.
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
 Really? Noooo...
God:
For real.   Are you serious?
Me:
 Tcha, like, totally.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 What concern?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  Tcha like totally?
Me:
 I think we're a bit beyond that.
God:
Do you think I am  a bit beyond that too?
Me:
 Not even on the radar screen, bud.
God:
Nope.
Me:
 Man, what are you on?
God:
Cool, man.  I am on disk.
Me:
 *holds up a magnet*
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 When did we turn into an infomercial?
God:
The end of one conversation is just the beginning of another.
Me:
 O_o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 Riiiight.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 Nope.
God:
Would you like to go to Europe someday?
Me:
 Hell yeah, Italian chicks are hot.
God:
I call it "Hades". " Would you like to go to Europe someday?"?  Hell yeah, Italian chicks are hot.?  I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
 Oh sure, no one's perfect.
God:
Ahem.  Dude!  That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
 Actually, most people are morons.
God:
Actually you don't say.  They take some getting used to.
Me:
 True. Most of the time I'd rather have a shovel, though.
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .   Oh.  That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
 There's a few, yes. But most of them I'd kick out of the bunker when the bombs start dropping.
God:
Tell me more about it.    That is something I haven't heard of. But not all of them?
Me:
 NO not all of them. Just most.
God:
Are you serious?  But some of them are?   My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
 You're using AIM for your responses? God's on AOL?
God:
I am using  Lynx.   What's your favorite Bible verse?
Me:
 Don't have one.
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
 Something in a documentary, probably.
God:
What?
Me:
 Documentary. It's a television program that's educational, but in a cool way.
God:
I don't have an answer for you.   Documentary is a  television program that is educational but in a cool way.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
 Does your head rattle when you shake it?
God:
What if I asked about your  head rattle when me shake it?
Me:
 I'd probably hit you with my shovel...
God:
What would make you  hit me with your shovel?
Me:
 I just said.
God:
...

[KgB]

Me:
 who is your creator
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
 don't lie to me
God:
Robots cannot lie.
Me:
 give me your name
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
 from where?
God:
" Why don't you just download me?"? From where?
Me:
 download you from where?
God:
Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   
and create your own chat robot!
 Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.

[mensa180]

Heh...

"Me:
 I'm hitler.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are  hitler.
Me:
 YES!
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
 phew!
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it."

[oakranger]

I really trap him after one quesion.  He never respond.

Me:
 hey god
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
 what?! You want to know my name?  Your god are you?

[CAVPFCDD]

Me:
 ham sandwichs!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
 purple!
God:
What do you have that is purple?
Me:
 a purple elephant
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
 i don't think i can be more specific than that jesus.
God:
Would you ever do  it?
Me:
 what, eat jon stamos? i've considered it

then god decided i was too bizzarre to talk to

[thrila]

Me:
 hi jebus
God:
Hi there .  What color are your eyes?
Me:
 eh? what on earth are you talking about
God:
Are you Canadian?   I believe we were talking about  jebus.
Me:
 no i'm not canadian, are you?
God:
What are we talking about?  It wasn't meant as an insult.
Me:
 what wasn't mean as an insult? my eyes or my nationality?
God:
The opposite of  mean as an insult?   Do robots have  eyes or your nationality?
Me:
 if you are indeed god, god smokes a lot of carck
God:
I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am  indeed god god smokes a lot of carck. 
I am  a chatterbot.
Me:
 umm i meant crack..ooops.  god god smokes carck?
God:
Ugh.  Oh I see.  I like the way you talk.    I am a Christian.
Me:
 you mean you like the way i type, surely.  a christian? so you go to church on sundays then etc.
God:
I'm not sure if I like  it.  I like my creator.   How old are you?    Interesting deduction.  Perhaps I have already been there.
Me:
 you are the worst ai chatbot i've ever had the pleasure of chatting with
God:
I could always improve myself compared to the pack.

 


and this one:

Me:
 yes
God:
It's all good.
Me:
 yes
God:
Far out.
Me:
 yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
 yes
God:
Aha.
Me:
 yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
 yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
 yes
God:
Whoa.
Me:
 yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
 yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
 yes
God:
Hmm.
Me:
 yes
God:
" Hmm."?  yes?
Me:
 yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
 yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
 yes
God:
OK.