8.5% apv? Nice, how's that stuff taste?
If it's warm it's not too pleasent but cold it's like a gift from the ice fairy. Actually it's similar to a barley wine but thicker with a stronger kick. Just don't spill any because it'll glue the glass to the table.

Yeah, noticed that too. Why not just hit yourself in the head with a mallet and save the money?
I'm not one to guzzle me beer down like some race to the next one. I takes me time and enjoy the taste. Saves on the beer gut too because never have I drank more than 4 cans and stayed awake to finish the fifth. Usually only have three though but I don't mind confessing, I've woke up at the key board more than once