A date with _your_ daughter? Eww...   
  
She's real pretty though!   You must sleep at the porch with a shotgun..
 You must sleep at the porch with a shotgun..
Like he would be allowed to do anything more with Anne Hathaway than he would with his daughter?  I think that was kind of his point.
I'm sure the conversation would be much more interesting as well.  Most Hollywood types don't have a thought in their head that someone else didn't write for them.
$12,000 to sit and look at eye candy is rather steep.