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Offline DREDIOCK

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A Christmas Story
« on: December 17, 2008, 06:03:54 PM »
A Christmas Story for people having a bad day:
 
 When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
 
 Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
 
 When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
 
 Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
 
 Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the cider and hidden the Rum. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
 
 Just then the doorbell rang, and irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
 
 The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
 
 
 And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.     
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Offline 1pLUs44

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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2008, 06:17:35 PM »
 :rofl
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2008, 06:44:44 PM »
What an unfortunate series of events. :lol
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Offline Selino631

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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2008, 07:02:35 PM »
ahahahahaha  :lol
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2008, 07:24:38 PM »
hahahaha wow
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2008, 08:20:00 PM »
 :lol
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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2008, 08:42:24 PM »
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline ariansworld

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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2008, 04:34:52 PM »
Ok, how about this one?     Three guys died and were on their way to heaven, the walked up to the gate and saw St. Pete.    St. Pete said if you guys want to get in you have to do something christmasy.  So the first guy digs around in his pocket and pulls out a lighter and lights it.   He said it was a candle,  St. Pete said ok your in.  The second guy looks around in his pockets and pulls out his keys and jingles them.  He said they were jingle bells.  St. Pete says I like that, its creative.   The third guy looks around in his pockets for a few minutes, then pulls out a pair of red womens panties.  St. Pete says whats this?  The third guy then says they're Carol's.


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Offline soda72

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Re: A Christmas Story
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2008, 06:05:06 PM »
 :rofl