Hangtime, tsk tsk. First response:
Now, where to begin? (I actually enjoy this)...hmm, yes:
"You missed a small point.... on December 6, 1941 (Finland’s Independence Day) England declared war on Finland"
And? I am actually surprized it wasn't sooner, since by Barbarossa started months earlier making the USSR allies in a whiff, and Finland saddled on with the Axis mighty swiftly. (Maybe it was clever, otherwise they'd have been at war with Germany...perhaps). So, the UK started a lot of operations against the Finnish, right?
Oh, and Norway did NOT surrender, and 900 is....900. More than the Spartans
As for under bed, I have to get INTO the bed with a German tonight, - my wife
Second response:
Kasserine. Nice to know you're familiar with it, but I'll allow myself to fill in some...parts, since the Norwegians are under fire for buckling without surrender after 6 weeks of fighting the Germans.
- 3 days is...not fighting for 6 weeks.
- by those 3 days the US who were not taken by a surprize attack by one who was not an enemy a day before retreated as far as they could get.
- They had ample opportunity to know what they were up against, unlike the Norse.
- The German attack started, what on the 19th of feb, and the retreat was quite a bit for 2 days. Axis attack would be more correct, since a major Italian force was applied.
- The first allied success was at Thala when the BRITISH artillery denied the Axis the oporunity of cutting off the US 9th infantry.
- Thala was held with an amalgam of British, US and FRENCH forces, thereby enabling the application of using the US arty of...48 guns. They did fine. In the following day, the British were in the frontline. The Germans had to submit to the combined arty and withdraw.
- Another attack (Sbiba) was stopped by the Brits.
- Rommels thoughts: "Rommel was largely contemptuous of both the U.S. equipment and fighting ability and considered them a non-threat" (Wiki)
However, there were allies around, and an available buffer to learn from the mistakes made as well as getting better at estimating what one was up against. That was one chance the Norse did not have, since (my guess) more than halft the civil population was under Axis command in the first day. (Oslo counts alone for some 25%)
I do not think that swapping those armies (Norse 1940 and US 1943) would have made a difference fighting the Germans. So I guess the US would have surrendered? Well "Rolled over" you'd have put it....
Now, birth rates. From the top of my head in most countries during the war...up. Human nature. Jokes aside though, mothers to babies of the occupation force in Norway had a tough going and were "branded" for life. I know the norse word for them. If you think they had a booming increase due to horizontal collaborating, you are pissing into the wind.
And the resistance...well, here is some matter that indeed has been filmed, such as the heavy-water plant sabotage etc. Some act also damaged the Tirpitz as well as a network of spotters aided the British with air-raids, anti-shipping and commando raids.
There was also an "ice" wall against the Germans, such as never speaking to one (or pretending not to understand) and not even sit beneath one, i.e. on a bus. This pissed the Gerries so well of that it was made illegal not to sit in a bus if there was a place....
In all, due to resistance and intelligence fed by the Brits, the Germans had some hundreds of thousands of troops tied up in Norway. Wouldn't have been nice to run across those in Tunisia now would it.....
(However, my number data here is not consistent. This is a common reference)
So....determination mode off, I am off to bed to happily surrender to Germany