For some reason I remember this song from a 1960's era Mad Magazine.
there were a series of paradies.
but this is the only one I remember
"Hark the carol singer choke
From the smog and fumes and smoke
See them rub their itching eyes
As the soot pours from the skies
All over town thei'll cough and hack
While the snow is turning black
When their final song is sung
They'll go home with one less lung
When their final song is sung
They'll go home
With one,less lung"
