875543 whined so high about how unrealistic santa was that Blixen rammed a tree and broke a leg trying to cover his ears.
Both Prancer and Vixen sufferd major eardum injuries and Dasher just sits on the rearm pad with a blank stare.
Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Donner and Rudolph grabbed a bottle of Scotlands finest and was last seen heading for a flock of sheep in a jeep.
Santa is still missing, but clothing belonging to Mr and Missus Santa has been found under the wing of a parked RV8. We dont really want to know where they are but wish them a merry christmas.
He will be back next year.